Christina Chapman

short and loud =B - @HAChappyTeacher is my slightly more serious teacher Twitter account

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is now.”
~ Chinese Proverb 🌳

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

Today I went to the grocery store to pick up a few things. A young boy with Down’s syndrome passed in front of me and waved while exclaiming, “Hi, pretty old lady!” I’m not “pretty”, so I would like to also reject the “old” 🤣. But it was nice to be greeted with a smile today 😊

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

Anyone else feel like you’ve really Accomplished Something when you send a package from the post office? 😶

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@1aw2grac3 @offgridteacher That would be interesting! I think we are all surmising the intent behind the offer (and lack of follow through). But I agree, Grandma is missing out!

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

@cultofpedagogy I went to a wedding where the reception was a 25 min drive from the ceremony. The couple gave us a QR code to a Spotify playlist they created. It was exactly the length of time it took to get to the reception and showed their personality and style. I loved it!

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

I need to move to Alaska. I’m tired of sweating through life.

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

Maizie: Sephina, are all your dresses pretty?
Me:

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My nephew is SO MAD that he’s invited me over at least four times now, but I haven’t made the $700 trip across the country to visit. He actually said, “Gomo, you didn’t listen to me…”
🫣

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

Nephew: What did you do today?
Me: I went to church.
Nephew: That’s really great, Gomo! That’s great!!!
Me: 😅 Yeah, I had a good time! ☺️
My little Aceman starts kindergarten in August and I’m shocked at how fast time is flying by. Love my little buddy!

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

@Roxie323 @heychristy @UcantcallmeVal Whoa… I was proud of myself for remembering about Laughing Liam when he was finally shown on screen!

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@BHHSRealEstate Please for the love of everything precious in this world, tell me how to unsubscribe from every email list you have. When I unsubscribe from one realtor’s list, there are three more the same day from other realtors. PLEASE make it stop!!! Help!!

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@desaparicion @rgay That “massaging” is a skill too 👀

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@SimWithShan @hotgirlsimmer How about Vaughn for a first name? 🤔

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Man, I love when lent starts after Chocolate Day. I mean, Valentine’s day. 🍫

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

I haven’t seen past episode 1 of Tiger King and I have zero regrets about it.

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@dom1981 Thank you!!!

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I really want to watch #M3GANMovie but I’m scared it’ll give me nightmares 😅 can anyone tell me how much blood is in the movie? Because I can’t with blood… 🫣

[Christina Chapman @chapthat]

You can eat a carb for Christ 🤣

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If Jesus had an iPhone

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My 4yo nephew is a trip. Today he called me his best friend, but also said I smell like rotted tacos 💀

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@nookBN Thank you!