Charlotte

🏙🌊 nyc

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

Using the @MerlinBirdID audio feature from bed so I can identify which species of bird I have beef with for yelling outside my window in the morning.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

the silence from the “we can’t say anything anymore” comedians is deafening this week btw

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Star Wars opening crawl

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

@hulkswag85 I’m not gonna stop calling that’s for sure. So they might as well put her on the phone at this point

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

I’ve called the office of @NMalliotakis begging for her stance on DOGE and how she is going to stop this assault on our government. After four days of nothing emailed to me, I was told to “check twitter or something” by her staffers. Unreal… SI deserves better.

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

@dylan_j_kennedy You are a hero

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

If skinny eyebrows make a comeback I will have to be checked into the mental hospital.

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

Fuck the New York post for “reporting” graphic details about a 14 year old girl’s tragic death / alleged suicide.

Her classmates are fucking traumatized. How could you bring her family’s trauma up as some kind of juicy news?

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

@hulkswag85 It’s horrific. How are we supposed to just get up and go about life today?

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

@milesbon ok valid I shouldn’t have doubted you. Beef canceled

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

Beefing with @milesbon bc I just had a dream that I called the pod and he called me back just to tell me problem was stupid and then hung up.

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

If I was 3 inches taller I would be getting the appropriate amount of feared

[eva @_glorianas]

m favourite post of all time

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

@hulkswag85 Boomer complaint: why are people smoking weed and driving????

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

Poop town HAS conditions

[Ivan Alcantara @ivancalcantara]

You’re not demure, you’re in grad school

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

@jenmargolis16 Youre a really good friend

[Charlotte @char_albunio]

Do people with ugly kids know they are ugly? I’m so serious. Like what if I have an ugly kid? Will I know?