u have to wait 4hrs to get a covid test 2yrs into the pandemic but in the time u spent waiting jeff bezos made $3 million so there's really no way to tell if america is bad or not
My mom just told me when she was in college at frat parties they’d have tanks of gold fish to fucking EAT WHEN THEY GOT DRUNK ENOUGH. They called it a gold fish shot.
I’ve come to learn....
Asking the charge nurse if she thinks I’ll get an admission is like asking the captain how many traps we have left
Don’t do it lol #nursing#lobstering