corey

Musician/Editor/Writer/Actor

[corey @char_corey]

Take A Seat Or: The Tragic Addiction To The Finest Of Chairs https://t.co/wZjgGCJkt8 via @YouTube

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

THE ACCURACY

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

BREAKING NEWS: Spider-Man 2 just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[۟ @FoulsLV]

never using doordash again i’m switching to uber eats.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[corey @char_corey]

Friendly reminder that billionaires are not idols to be worshipped.

[yara @guiltyassinlor]

hi! I’m closing this account and stepping away from stan culture. you should too.🧵

while the IOF commits massacres upon massacres in Gaza, while Sudan and Kashmir burn, kids in the Congo are enslaved, while rights are stolen from indigenous people worldwide, while their own-

[corey @char_corey]

It’s truly insane how many people my age don’t have hobbies. An existence of working all day to then watch Netflix until you go to bed and repeat, cannot POSSIBLY be worth living.

[Felix ❤️‍🔥 @pilgoth]

People my age act like youre a wizard if you have hobbies beyond Hulu. I tell people I make Wine and they think I'm Mr. Sophisticated -- people in prison do that in the toilet. Your limiting factor here is curiosity

[Steven Suptic @StevenSuptic]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[Is Marvel’s Wolverine out? @spideyps5]

Real

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Couldn't agree more 💯

[corey @char_corey]

This guy has GOT to be in the top 5 dumbest people on this app.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

So, last week, I got out at daylight to walk my dogs around the Catturd ranch (and for those who follow me, you can clearly see this is the Catturd ranch)

I was thinking to myself “finally, what a clear blue sky day it’s going to be” (which used to be basically every day and seems to never happen anymore)

Just then, I started watching airplanes everywhere, crisscrossing across the sky. I watched the Chemtrails in real time and saw the sky get overcast and turn into this fake milky, murky sky.

I took a picture of this 👇

This is not a conspiracy theory, Here’s the pictures of it actually happening.

It was overcast all day after this.

This is real !!!

[Squishy @SquishyMuffinz]

The legend himself, he’s pretty much a human aimbot. This dude is gonna do huge things, no doubt in my mind. Always rooting for you man. @TenZ_CS

[Luke Hemmings @Luke5SOS]

“Shakes” was written on a dreary NYC evening last year and will finally be yours March 6th. It’s the first window into how I perceive the world around me. Can't wait for you to listen. 🦋