Charlotte-louise

the only thing you need to know about me is my number 1 life goal is to buy a farm.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

This is one of those tweets that never does that well because there aren't enough people in the oddly specific crossover demographic of marriage humor and pig ownership.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You're not wearing green.

6-year-old: My socks are green.

Me: Nobody can see your socks. You might get pinched.

6: Pinch me and see what happens.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Do you ever just look at the day and think.... “nah”?

[Charlotte-louise @charcharbiiinks]

@Matalan need to speak to someone about my order.

[TOKEN BLACK GIRL @danielleprescod]

shoutout to all the girls who spent the month of june "reading, listening and learning" to figure out that they, in fact, like racism.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I hope Kanye demands a recount.

[Charlotte-louise @charcharbiiinks]

@AdamHen52065035 Insulted. You’re just jealous you never got to be Mary

[Adam Henderson @adamhendo1201]

Remember when you had to wrap a tea towel around your head to be a Shepard in the nativity 😂

[Charlotte-louise @charcharbiiinks]

To the dude in philly USA who tried to log into my account. Fuck off dude. Just fuck off

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

One thing I’m continuously reminded of during elections is that most people aren’t on twitter.

[Charlotte-louise @charcharbiiinks]

@TheLastLeg The entire uk electorate for giving us another 5 years of hell? Except it’s more hell. Hell 2.0 they’re all dickheads. And I want them burned at the stake.

[michelle. @michkeenah]

there is something extremely insidious about a country who has lived through nine years of austerity, brexit and a hostile environment yet is willingly signing themselves up for 5 more years of this bullshit

[Melissa Doran💁🏼‍♀️ @xmelissajadex]

HOW has this happened!!!!

THANK YOU to the dickheads that have voted for this clown to stay in power. THANK YOU for ruining my future and my children’s future.

The rich stay rich and the poor might as well just die at this rate 🙄 #ElectionResults2019

[safiyyah 🦕 @safiyyaahhhh]

"We've survived a Conservative government before"
No. You've survived. Poor people haven't. People with disabilities haven't. Trans people haven't. 130,000 people haven't because of austerity. Just because you'll be fine bc you're privileged, doesn't mean everyone else will be.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Labour.