Charlene

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate

Thx @amyschumer

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

why be... when you can be..

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i don’t like having dinner i like having 900 calories of a chips or crackers at midnight

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

long car rides with good music next to ur fav person >>

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro built like а deep breath 💀

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell was THIS?

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if my dog start fighting another dog, imma jump in and help idc

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[trevor lahey @xalleejx]

oh so god could kill his own son but i can’t

[Melon Lord Tiny @TinyTiniTine]

When you tryna sleep with the tv on & the tv get interesting

[Deejay Combs @DeejayCombs]

Me eating:

My white shirt: let me taste it.

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

when you crazy but you got a good sense of humor:

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

“always start ur day with a positive attitude”

me:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“I don’t trust the vaccine” you drink Monster energy drink for breakfast