Charlotte Kassimir

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[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

i should really start saying "won't complain" instead of "can't complain" - I could DEFINITELY complain. it's an excellent pastime.

[Dan Perlman @danjperlman]

Proud that our silly, heartfelt 20-min doc, BEING BUBLE, has more than 10k views on YT so far. Watch & share this post, the film, etc. Thank you!

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

“Hey, let’s switch our taping day to Saturday, no big news ever happens on a Sunday afternoon.” — some idiots.

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

I’ve never asked this question before, but America….can I speak to your manager please? #DebateNight

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

Every item of clothing from Reformation is like “hand wash only, green dry clean only, do not iron, do not bleach, do not even look at it you piece of shit”

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

The person who shares the WiFi password with you is your real friend in the room

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

What I meant by “Did anyone else just go wobble wobble?” was “am I crazy or was that an earthquake and if so, should I get off the 26th floor or is it too late? Also, I don’t know if I want to live on 26 anymore but that WAS kind of fun.”

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

Am I dying or is it just a feather from a down pillow?

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

I was randomly wondering how many 80+ year olds in the US use email, but every chart I found listed the oldest age group as 65+, which is confusing because a 95-year-old is a 65-year-old's parent and I'm offended on behalf of both of them.

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

I went into #OneDayNetflix having never seen the movie and thinking it was a romcom.. now I’m pretty much not going to be okay ever again

[Tia @_tiagarcia]

Thank God for Twitter because I thought it was just me who heard that 😂😂 #snl #fart

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

Has anyone looked into whether or not Zay on #loveislandusa is related to Billy Zane? It feels extremely correct. As well as important.

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

@iamjohnoliver Stunning, elegant, refined.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

studios are fucked since they missed one important fact: writers are hot now

[Jason Zinoman @zinoman]

Would not exist without Letterman's 1988 strike shows

[Jason Zinoman @zinoman]

What color is John Mulaney's suit in his new special?

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

@thisiskp_ What’s something you wish people knew about you? (It can get emotional)

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

@SamHaft Must say, I’ve watched Bluey without my nephew. It rocks.

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

I don’t know a ton about basketball, but I do know a typo when I see one. #goldenstate #godlenstate

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

I say “travel!” at least once per game whenever I watch basketball with my boyfriend and I’ve never been correct

[Charlotte Kassimir @charkasstic]

When you get your hair washed at a salon and they ask you to lift your head, do you feel relieved when they let you put it back down onto the sink? Because your head is so shockingly heavy? Or do I just have a giant head and/or weak neck?