charkohl

sagittarius with sag rising = brutally honest, large forehead, daily obsessions.

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

heads up to toddlers: no one likes your sticky fucking hands. get your shit together.

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

yes, hello i need a way to display my fine wines AND communicate that im metal as hell

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

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[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

those sheet hanging frat kids are just straight up idiots

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

Fellas, if you want to get out of washing the dishes, just do a real bad job. ive eaten 5 plates i hope my wife notices soon

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

whoa, check the slo-mo of my dog snatching this piece of ham out of mid air

[charkohl @charkohl]

#relatable https://t.co/RMvmYfyuTq

[charkohl @charkohl]

@oliviaanc do you use clips??

[charkohl @charkohl]

@leighannsays https://t.co/iON88FioeO

[charkohl @charkohl]

@IntuitiveDaniel https://t.co/8aQVnXBpOF

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

a great way to stave off cravings is eating a bunch of shitty fucking almonds - from my diet blog "Fuck This: Fuck this forever"

[charkohl @charkohl]

@RelatableQuote this picture makes me so anxious. Instagram with a 9% batter is a risky move.

[charkohl @charkohl]

@IntuitiveDaniel you're doing digital marketing now friend?!

[charkohl @charkohl]

It's nice that people who wear crocs get asked to prom too. #notlikely https://t.co/8mp41z3RfB

[Many Eyes @manyeyes_music]

I would rather be chased by all four horsemen of the apocalypse than by a single goose

[charkohl @charkohl]

Mary had a little lamp that got knocked over when her and her brother were playing soccer in the house. It was an heirloom & irreplaceable

[charkohl @charkohl]

I'm a little teapot short and stout, nobody uses me because keurig. #FirstWorldNurseryRhymes

[charkohl @charkohl]

#MaryHadALittleLamb and then discretely went to the ladies room to throw it up, because Mary suffers from an eating disorder