Charlotte Lambert

I was once told; 'If I was directing an actor to play you, I'd tell them to have sort of an ennui with life...but also to be slightly mental.' So there's that.

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@cox_tom as a person who used to sell terrible advertising to website owners, I apologise for them and then thank you for that.

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

How all of my romantic relationships go:
Them: lovemeheypaymeattentionnowIlikeyouletshangouthi
Me: hey
Them: ....too much attention bye

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

Proximity 👏🏼 isn't 👏🏼 chemistry 👏🏼 Charlotte 👏🏼

[MandiMoo @mandimandimoo]

😂

[The Vagenda Team @VagendaMagazine]

This is the real problem with millennials - and it's not what baby boomers would have you believe https://t.co/mvYQaRv466

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

Some Saturday @EverydaySexism from @TKMaxx_UK

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@GWRHelp okay, will try again tomorrow, thank you

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@GWRHelp Hi Andy, thanks for that, do you know if the fault has been resolved now?

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@GWRHelp fab, thanks.

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@GWRHelp this is what it's coming back with

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@GWRHelp Hi Andy, yep that's the one and I keep receiving a bounce back?

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@GWRHelp Hi, I am trying to email the given email address on a customer complaint response but it keeps bouncing back?

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Why govt unlikely to relegalise poppers: They are specifically trying to strip evidence of harm out of drug law https://t.co/UWsOkQcHSO

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

That £35k immigration benchmark effectively tells people who made a life here as teachers or nurses: you failed. Now get out.

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@crosscountryuk what kind of joke is the 18.12 to Plymouth? Train is normally double the size so you can actually get on it...

[Charlotte Lambert @charlambert93]

@virginmedia checked with that earlier and it didn't report anything, but all seems to be working again okay now, thanks though!