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it is my time and my turn.

[Stroms @stroms_ii]

Zendaya with Zendaya with
Jacob Elordi Tom Holland

[Steph @axiereinie]

Artificial intelligence in 2036😂😂

[D ø l l á r z z 💰 @abdoulllmuhd]

Bank Manager: “You’re asking us to lend you $80,000, but your account balance is less than $6,000?”

Applicant: “Yes.”

Bank Manager: “You have no expensive car, no second property, and no major investments. Why should we take this risk?”

The man opened a folder.

“I’ve run my small business for fourteen years. I’ve never missed payroll, and I’ve never borrowed money I couldn’t repay.”

The manager studied his records.

Bank Manager: “Then why are you applying now?”

“My employees are about to lose their jobs. Our landlord is selling the building, and I need to buy it before we’re forced out.”

The manager leaned back.

[Ayana 🌺 @Cute_Ayana_]

Alexia Putellas after winning the women's ballon d'or confirmed that she is nolonger in love with Olga Rios

[ieshia 🎀 @its_ieshia]

Who gave Bianca Censori the audacity to walk around like that in public 😭

[bee @beemuhamma]

Manager: “I need you to train Daniel on everything you do before Friday.”

Employee: “Everything?”

Manager: “The reports, the client database, the monthly reconciliation, all of it. You know how the department works better than anyone.”

Employee: “I thought I was being considered for the senior position.”

Manager: “We’ll discuss that later. Right now, I need you to focus on the training.”

She had worked at the company for six years. Whenever something went wrong, she was the person management called. She had stayed late to fix reports, handled difficult clients, and trained three employees who eventually left for better-paying jobs.

When the senior position became available, she applied immediately.

Her manager told her she was the strongest candidate and asked her to be patient while the company finalized its decision.

Two weeks later, Daniel joined the department.

He had less than a year of experience, but management introduced him as the new senior operations officer.

She assumed he would be working alongside her until she received an explanation.

Instead, her manager handed her a training schedule.

For the next four days, she taught Daniel how to perform tasks that had taken her years to master. She even shared the personal notes and shortcuts she had developed to keep the department running smoothly.

On Thursday afternoon, Daniel asked her a question that made her stop typing.

Daniel: “When are you moving to the other department?”

Employee: “What other department?”

Daniel: “Your manager said you were helping me settle in before transferring out. I thought you already knew.”

She stared at him…

[ixora 🌺 @jazminesulivan]

Calling a White Walker invasion ‘relaxing’ is next level. Classic Battle of Winterfell energy still hits hard years later.

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

HR: “Your position has been eliminated. Today is your last day.”

Me: “Understood. Will I be paid for the 11 days of annual leave I haven’t used?”

HR: “Yes. Your final settlement will be processed within 30 days.”

Me: “And my severance pay?”

HR: “You’re not eligible.”

Me: “Could you show me the clause in my contract that says that?”

HR: “This decision has already been approved by senior management.”

Me: “Interesting. Who approved it?”

[Damsons @daram_ola]

This man and food 😂🤣
Eddy.

[Miraola💕 @miraghini]

Grown man just putting hands on a woman in the middle of a store because she talked back. This is exactly why women say they don’t feel safe. He could’ve walked away. Men like this are the problem😒

[BEN_JUICE_WRLD @postbyben]

My wife started locking her phone and taking it to the bathroom with her.

That's never a good sign.

I didn't say anything for a week. I just watched. She'd smile at the screen, then lock it fast when I walked in. She started working late. She started saying "my coworker" a lot.

Last Tuesday, she said she had to work late again and left her laptop open on the kitchen table. An iMessage popped up.

It was from "Mom" - but the preview said "I can't stop thinking about last night."

My mom would never send that.
I clicked it. It wasn't her mom. It was a contact renamed as "Mom." The messages... were exactly what you think they were. Months of it.

I sat there for an hour with my heart pounding. I could hear our son playing upstairs.

When she got home at 9pm, I was still at the table. I asked, "How was work?"

[flair 🎀 @only_flair]

Beyoncé and Jay-Z sharing sweet moments together on the streets of New York.

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

A high school teacher checked his bank account on payday and realized he had already spent his entire paycheck before it even arrived.

Not on shopping. Not on a vacation. Not on anything he could enjoy.

He owed his sister $180, a coworker $90, and his landlord the balance he’d promised to pay on Friday.

He’d borrowed the money for groceries, gas, and an electricity bill that couldn’t wait.

When his salary finally hit, he started sending the money back.

His sister texted, “Thank you. I’ve been waiting on that.”

His coworker sent a thumbs-up.

His landlord confirmed the payment.

By noon, he had $23 left to survive until the next payday.

Then his car started making a strange noise…………

[Larrison @_larryRmfc]

Hey @grok, Rank them at their absolute best 👀

[Anas 🏹 @malantrent]

A 39-year-old woman was called into HR after her manager complained that she had become “too comfortable being single” and was approaching 40 without showing any interest in marriage.

She had worked for the company for nine years, earned more than most of her colleagues, owned her apartment and had never received a formal warning. She had also turned down two men in the company who wanted to marry her because she didn’t believe either relationship was right for her.

During the meeting, HR told her that several senior colleagues were concerned about her attitude towards marriage and family life. According to them, she was becoming a bad influence on younger female employees who looked up to her.

She laughed until the HR manager became serious.

1/2 🧵

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

A man I had been dating for six weeks called me manipulative because I told him I wasn’t comfortable sleeping with him while we were still seeing other people.

I honestly didn’t expect his reaction.

We had been on several dates. The chemistry was there, we kissed, and I genuinely liked him.

One evening, while we were talking, he asked if I wanted to spend the weekend at his place.

I told him I wasn’t ready for that.

He asked why.

I said, “Because I’m not comfortable becoming physically intimate with someone when we’re not exclusive. I’d rather we agree on what we’re doing first.”

[Lilian🌸🦋 @LilyN_1]

Savannah Chrisley is going to be a mother, and her announcement is about so much more than a baby.

The Chrisley Knows Best star has announced that she is expecting her first child with her boyfriend, Jason. But that’s not all. She’s also revealed that they’re engaged!

Savannah, 29, shared the news alongside a montage of their relationship and her pregnancy, describing the past few years as a period filled with heartbreak, loss and moments when she wondered whether she would ever find her forever person.

Then came…..🧵

[TheMagnetor @postbymagnetor]

My fiancée invited me to her wedding.

The strange part? We were supposed to get married in six weeks.

I found out on a Tuesday evening when a wedding invitation arrived at my apartment.

Her name was printed in beautiful gold letters.

Beside it was the name of another man.

At first, I thought someone was playing a cruel joke on me. I called her immediately, but she didn’t answer.

I called again.

Nothing.

Then I sent her a picture of the invitation with one question:

[JBRANDY @JbrandyOfficial]

Emeka the star really like this Redmos song for him to act this normal 😂 🌈

[Obot @ItsObot]

You can explain how something makes you feel and still watch the person do it again.

At some point, you have to accept that understanding your feelings and caring enough to change are two different things.

Know who truly chooses you, and you'll save yourself a lot of unnecessary pain.