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[Charley @charley_smc]

@jerseymikes nothing quite like paying extra for gluten free bread only to have to throw out 3/4 of it because it was cut poorly and the mayo/oil/etc was put on the top so it's too dry to eat 🫠

[NWS Miami @NWSMiami]

TORNADO just crossed I-75!

[Charley @charley_smc]

@PartyCity I just got home with balloons and one has already popped - your closest store is over 20 minutes away and I'm not sure how to rectify this quickly

[Charley @charley_smc]

I have a million things to do and my belly is too big for 95% of them. 🤰

[Charley @charley_smc]

@Carrabbas is your new summer crab and shrimp Florentine made with real crab? Trying to determine if it is celiac safe with a substitute pasta.

[Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX]

#BREAKING: Hurricane Ian upgraded to Category 5 offshore of Southwest Florida in official NHC report released today, but still Cat 4 (150 mph) at landfall. @WINKNews

[Charley @charley_smc]

@UPS thanks for ruining Easter for my kids

[Charley @charley_smc]

@hann_smc @AAASafety Thank God for literally any other company.

[Charley @charley_smc]

@BJsWholesale can someone please contact me regarding the sell by date for products that I had to order by mail because they were out of stock in my local store. The product is @hilolifesnacks

[Charley @charley_smc]

@hann_smc Dooooooo ittttttt

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

#TropicalStormNicole is expected to bring hurricane conditions, including rain and flooding, to parts of Florida’s east coast beginning late Wednesday. Communities recovering from Hurricane Ian should be cautious.

Listen to local officials and follow @FLSERT for updates.

[Charley @charley_smc]

@hann_smc @PapaJohns They still exist?

[Charley @charley_smc]

I just saved a bunch of money on the prime early access sale by not having reliable internet access restored yet. Thanks, #HurricaneIan 🌀 @amazon @Xfinity

[Charley @charley_smc]

@XfinitySupport we had internet back after the hurricane and it is out again. Your phone number won't give me a live person and hangs up on me and your website/app won't let me log in. How do I get help?

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Governor DeSantis Delivers an Update on Hurricane Ian in Cape Coral https://t.co/bghYBOWe6P

[Charley @charley_smc]

@hann_smc @FlyFrontier No bc they just did a free day of flights so everyone is calling now 🤣

[Charley @charley_smc]

@Hertz Sent

[Charley @charley_smc]

@hann_smc Sing it to me

[Charley @charley_smc]

@hann_smc @FedEx Wondering if they just stopped at the top of the driveway and let it fall like a slinky down the hill 🤔

[Charley @charley_smc]

@AmazonHelp I appreciate that! Its not actually a big enough deal to update instructions; I just seized the opportunity to complain 😬