Charley Rico

Writer. Lover of food and flannel; comedy?

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

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[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

@RosLehman Hiya

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I still feel like #tidyingupwithmariekondo

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

I have five pairs of shoes. On a good day. I’m so confused #MarieKondo

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

Who has 45 pairs of shoes? I’m so confused #MarieKondo

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

Is there anything better than da American peoples faces when @MarieKondo greets the houses #wtfshedoing #culture #cleanyoshit #TidyingUp

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

@Lobes hi I’m from the abc Hobart and we’re trying to get hold of people who were in Pablo’s at the time of the shooting early Sunday and saw your tweet. Could you get in touch if your friends would be willing to chat w us?

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

#spaceforce really? More like #spacehead #tinyhands #tinybrain #youdothemouth

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

Hey guys Powerball have been trying to find me because according to them I'm destined to win $209 GAZILLION dollahs! #luckyme #powerball

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

So I totally just got an email saying congrats you're a billionaire and I was like #soblessed #blessed

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

OMG guys, some bank in London says I'm owed $200000billion #dollahs!!! AND the best part? It's 100% RISK FREE #itsnotascamright right?

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

Someone posted some #rhyming #poetry they "wrote" and ended it w #namaste...I had to immediately unfollow them because #whatadouche

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

I really hate old macdonald and his f*cking farm right about now #libraryisnotquiet #toddlertime

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

Came to the #library to #work and of course, it's toddler time #shootme All I can hear is a baby or 15 screaming while a man tries to sing

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

The #irony of this seemingly "advanced" society we live in: everything takes 2x as long and people are 3x as stupid #bringbackthehumans

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

are #preteens total jerks or is it just my kid? is it too late to send her back with a low-flying stork or #preteens #jerks #mamaneedscotch

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

@sharonjones in #lukecage! Gurl you rockin #sharonjones

[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

#truth #hurts #thisisme https://t.co/nk9wlZQtpY

[David Wyllie @journodave]

'Did you read my story?'
[yelling] 'Nobody reads your stories'
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[Charley Rico @charleyrico]

am I the only one who reads labna on a breakfast menu and immediately thinks: LABIA and then giggles #iamFIVE #labia #taha #ineedhelp