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[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@MbarkCherguia Trillian in the kitchen of the Heart of Gold in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

<3

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@audrawrongspeak You will br exhausted. All of the hormones coursing through you for nine months are going to tank. You can't predict how others will help til it comes down to it. Prep the meals while you can. Things YOU like. Also congratulations!

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@mfleming143 @AntiLeftMemes Yes. Now I want a cigarette, a hug from my granny and a side of horseradish with my pot roast.

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@WallStreetApes I see all the division that is going on and some of it gets me puffed up. That said, I think this is fine. She seems sweet and is just trying to play the part. Nothing wrong here.

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@cb_doge If you're in White Settlement try the Texas Grub food truck. They serve a delicious burger.

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@BrianAtlas Y'all scroll past. When you're that pregnant and there are only two options of getting that baby out you get a bit frustrated and scared. Find her in a few yeara when postpartum is over and she'll be a bit more down to Earth

[Walter Curt @wcdispatch]

The shills are out in full force today claiming they have “more freedom” in the EU.

My favorite one is claiming they have more freedom of press in the EU.

Meanwhile, also in the EU:

“Is it a fine to insult someone in person?”

“Yes.”

“Is it a fine to insult someone on the internet?”

“Yes. The fine may actually be higher if you insult a person or politician online, because that insult stays forever.”

You guys go on pretending you have freedom over there, we’ll continue to mock you without being arrested.

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@BarbellFi Always help and be kind to family. You'll remember how you acted later on.

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@NoContextHumans 20% is acceptable. I'd give it to the worst server even. I would never have them serve me again though. In Texas they make $2.13/hour before tips. Better the service, bigger the tip.

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

A Louisiana prison hosted a father-daughter dance that reunited incarcerated dads with their little girls.

Hoping this becomes a turning point for every father in that room. 🙏🏽

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@0xmitsurii I can't wait to dock with my friends

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@realMaalouf Increased anger and decreased intelligence might be something to worry about. Might even be evident right now across the globe.

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@TrumpsHurricane 250-275?

[Jake 🇨🇦 @Nasdad_TO]

The condition of a man’s wife—how well-kept she is—quietly broadcasts an enormous amount about him, far more than most people consciously realize.

When a woman is genuinely given the luxury of time, money, and emotional space to “keep” herself (unhurried mornings, regular training, standing hair and nail appointments, a wardrobe that flatters, skin routines, sleep, low chronic stress, the freedom to say no to soul-draining obligations), the visible result is what people instinctively label a “hot wife.”

That polished, radiant, put-together woman didn’t just luck into it. She is the direct byproduct of a husband who both can and does allocate serious resources toward her maintenance and happiness, instead of letting life grind her down.

A truly hot wife is a walking, breathing status symbol—not because she’s a trophy, but because her day-to-day appearance silently declares:

“My man has the means, the priorities, and the confidence to keep me this way.”

It’s the human equivalent of a flawless paint job on an expensive car that’s always garaged and detailed. You don’t achieve that by accident, and you certainly don’t achieve it when the owner is cheap, distracted, or too insecure to let his woman shine.

So yes: a hot wife is, at its core, a well-kept woman. And a well-kept woman is one of the most honest billboards a man will ever have about his success, generosity, and command of his household.

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@realMaalouf Woof woof

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@MrReaganUSA I do my hair to get through the day without it in my face. What does that mean about everyone else?

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

@gpatterson828 Yes. Burned the shit out of ya

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

My X algorithm has gotten really good at rage baiting me lol. I've gotta start searching puppies or something to switch this up.

[Charli🔥 @charlibryant]

If he bought it, cook for that man. I'm an imperfect old fashioned style of wife. If you pay for it All the time get higher standards.