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[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

a girl and her toto 🐾

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[francis kafka will have her revenge on boston 🪩🪳 @itsfrancis45]

Are the following morally acceptable?

🟥 Abortion
🟥 Physician-assisted suicide
🟥 Homosexuality
🟥 Changing one’s gender
🟥 Pornography
🟥 Divorce
🟥 Birth control
🟥 Pre-marital sex
🟥 Polygamy
🟩 Gambling
🟩 Death penalty
🟩 Medical testing on animals
🟩 Cloning

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

@fallenfroot @tchaikovskism @ChzCakePharb i saw her in 2021 for $50 lol absolutely not

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

WE FUCKING DID IT JOEEE

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

WE ALL MOVED

[eden is tweetin 🏵🌿 @theredragin]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons has joined the War of the Five Kings and declared for House Stark, supporting King Robb Stark 'The Young Wolf'.

"Winter is coming," he says in a recent interview.

(Source: Deadline)

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

@gaylabubusex7 ngl i think it’s cuz she’s high as fuck on some sort of stimulant. u can run out of breath so quick

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

@Reziiikk @desunyan2 @rainysoinlove this is true but
1) it’s optional for a branch to install a drop box
2) the branch would not get paid for the packages dropped off in there

so our store opted out. for now lol… on average we get 400+ drop offs & shipments per day and christmas szn is much worse

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

@desunyan2 @rainysoinlove wait no hate over there i’m a UPS store employee 😭 we don’t have a drop box we have to physically scan everything as people drop it off i didn’t even think of that

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

likeeee 😭😭 15 year old me at phoebe bridgers screaming kyoto after my parents slightly messy divorce is kino and i deserve to be able to access the full memory whenever i want

[ashpple 🍏 @charlieework]

the people acting like it’s not at least mildly irritating that you can’t have your phone in the phoebe concert are lying like im so sorry

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[MiseryContinued @ContinualMisery]

@9mmballpoint

[PS⚡️ @Neelaasapphire]

Sugar cane women workers in India HAVE THEIR UTERUS REMOVED to avoid missing a single day of work.

This is where your misogyny should end and voice the inhumane working conditions of people across the world!