charlie

retired e-girl

[🛸 SLORPLE 🛸 APE @Slorpler]

bbno$ is the worlds first left wing grifter

[Tom Chivers @TMChivers]

The BBC's Gaza doc *about the life-or-death terror facing children in Gaza* was made by the producer of Blue Planet 2 and an Emmy-winning indie studio.

But the narrator is the 13-year-old son of an Gazan agriculture minister, so it's literally terrorism for the public to see it

[Zack Breslin @zack_breslin]

Possibly the most cowardly paragraph I've ever read in the Guardian, or any newspaper for that matter. Utterly shameful.
https://t.co/pXQBa1DJ0P

[charlie @charlierhia]

can’t wait for booktok to read mansfield park expecting a smutty romance and get jumpscared by incest

[bailey gesserit @been_herde]

unfortunately for ms. austen the book du jour is hideous

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

I’ve had a few requests for Kratos. Here I’ve changed this old grumpy BALD man into a young, dare I say sexy womaniser! Nice head of hair, perfect skin, and a cheeky smile women will swoon over.

Consider him fixed!

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

Sick of the woke, non conventionally attractive male video game protagonists.

Take Joel from The Last of Us. I’ve used filters to remove his aging skin, DEI chin, woke wrinkles, and greying hair. Now he looks strong, masculine, and attractive.

[ChronoKatie - Now Playing Xenoblade 2 @ChronoKatie]

So sick of these bullshit woke ugly men in our games, so I improved it

[charlie @charlierhia]

@Tilvius @FizzAgain @LookAtMyMeat1 this is literally my character in the game who is as thin/short as you could make an elf and STILL has fairly decent sized boobs (and armour that deliberately shows it off) so your argument is invalid

[Tonia 🇬🇷 is playing The Witcher @spinachrigatoni]

Gamer bros bringing up qunari talking about cookies as examples of bad dialogue YALL HAVE NEVER PLAYED DRAGON AGE

[charlie @charlierhia]

@Tilvius @FizzAgain @LookAtMyMeat1 and when cullen says in dao that all the mages in the tower should be killed, that’s also a statement of what bioware believes and not the character’s own opinion? this is also just a list of what COULD cause dysphoria, not even necessarily how taash feels. please learn to think

[charlie @charlierhia]

@Tilvius @FizzAgain @LookAtMyMeat1 someone with wide set boobs (which is very common) will have cleavage that looks like this. Also depends on what type of clothing/underwear you’re using as maybe she’s not even wearing a bra, in which case this is just how boobs can look when not being pushed up/together

[charlie @charlierhia]

using steam metrics for VG is also very disingenuous since at least half of PC players (probably more) will have bought it on EA

[IGN @IGN]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard's launch has already made it EA's biggest ever single-player game on Steam, topping the charts and beating out the concurrents for 2023's Star Wars Jedi: Survivor. https://t.co/RyI7u9Er5T

[charlie @charlierhia]

@Tilvius @FizzAgain @LookAtMyMeat1 have you ever met a woman in real life?

[charlie @charlierhia]

has this been done yet

[charlie @charlierhia]

when you think about it, dragon age 2 is just a story about varric going with hawke to a lot of different places

[king of antiva @kingofantiva]

DO NOT buy veilguard . i just found out you can be an ELF which was NOT allowed in Medieval Times

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

I am something of an amateur expert on the medieval period, and I regret to inform you that I don't think Dragon Age is meant to be historically accurate

[charlie @charlierhia]

accidentally gave my rook ozempic face

[charlie @charlierhia]

dragon age veilguard send xeet

[charlie @charlierhia]

@GnocchiMinaj sorry oomf