beetleboobiez 🪳

a divine being having a human experience

[beetleboobiez 🪳 @charlirosedavis]

Me taking the “Chastity Until Marriage” pledge at the 8th grade Catholic School Chastity rally

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Hello, 9 year olds, I'm your English teacher. This Robert Frost poem is called "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening". It's about a guy that wants to commit suicide but he can't because he has chores to do

[alexa @deanscinema]

it’s actually insane how attractive this man is like his parents probably high five whenever they see him

[kendall @internetfairie]

forget having pretty privilege. jesters privilege is when u can talk freely without being punished because nothing u say matters

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

going to a festival after the age of 25

[grace @thatgalgrass]

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

[Mykie 📿 MCR NASH🗡️ LTL FRI+SAT @widowvalentines]

did anyone else get this message…?

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

And it hit tumblr like crack in the 80s

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

if you ask your white friend, "How's it goin?" and they say "Its goin," check in on them. They about to kill themself

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaNW]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[jainormis @jainormis]

my face when im 4 beers deep and see the touch tunes unguarded at the dive bar

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!