Charmagh

Our best yesterdays are now foul piles of crumpled names, phone numbers and foxed files.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@thesigmamindset Don’t know what sigma mindset is, but it must be fairly stupid if this qualifies as life advice. The Even people with poor table manners know that you lick the wide part of the knife not the thin end.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@JoannCombs4720 @fairsport4us We’ll have to settle with him being privately hung

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@johnmadden2706 Pink boots and pink jerseys are for women lad.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@benonwine Unbelievable isn’t it.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@KeithMillsD7 You’re some junkie.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@GaelicStatsApp Good girl, but I don’t know what Roblox is.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@RealJarTaylor What’s it like watching people realise you’ve been right from the start?

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@Andercot Didn’t he prove your point that you were all stupid?

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

One of the thickest stupidest English clowns you’ll find. Enjoy him.

[David Frost @DavidGHFrost]

Why does it seem that the only land border in the whole of Europe that can’t be policed is the land border on the island of Ireland?

My @Telegraph column today on the weaknesses of the UK / Ireland Common Travel Area.

https://t.co/GAGK0P5tfI

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

Protestants - 40,000 denominations can’t be wrong

[The Machine Stops🦇🦇🦇 @appears_mental]

I keep reading us protestants are immigrants but we're not, my ancestors just moved from one part of the country to another.
Henry VIII became King of Ireland in 1541, the country was fully under English control.
It was still under English rule when my ancestors moved here in the 17th Century. They did not emigrate, they just moved the same way someone from Scotland could move to England or Wales today without being considered an immigrant.
When the Republic of Ireland was formed the people of Northern Ireland chose to remain part of the United Kingdom.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@appears_mental @MutedIrish Read about Green Gordon brains.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

Imagine this thick motherf**ker knew where Scotland got her name from.

[Josh Ferme @JoshFerme]

Calling all Americans, please learn the difference between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. They encompass genetically and culturally distinct peoples who do not like to be lumped together, just look at 'The Troubles' for proof of that.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@JoshFerme You’re one stupid, overly-confident amadan.

[Deirdre Heenan @deirdreheenan]

Ben Lowry: "There's a determination to depict Unionists and Loyalists as more racist than anyone else. -That's entirely wrong "

Jackie Long #c4news

"But most of the chaos of last night was in Loyalist areas wasn't it?"

Ben Lowry: "Yes, it was” 🤔

#c4news #belfast

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@tomhfh @evang3l10n_un1t Quick, run over there and tell them. Let me know how British it is.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@MLJHaynes @MattGaspers Bishop Williamson right again.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@valormental This is impossible. A sentence begins with a Capital letter and has a full stop, question mark et al at the end.
Sentences therefore are only possible in writing. In parlance, any delay or pause by an inarticulate speaker is taken by the verbally fluent as a cry to be rescued.

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@rkylesmith Could it be foundational? It was supposed to be- A state of Israel within the state of Palestine?

[Charmagh @charmagh6]

@seanhannigan100 Ah what?You’re as thick as pig shyte in the neck of a bottle