disgusting slime ball

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

Coach: a dog can’t play basketball! Get him out of the game

Ref: Coach i’m not seeing a rule against it. He can play!

Their Bud: Actually its they

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his foolishness.

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

more like plants vs diddies just kidding

[dooky @dooookyyy]

should i drink alone in my room or be normal tonight

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

I just dawned on me that Nikki in Obsession was an actor and the whole film is just one big movie

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Sometimes a "hey'
can be the start of 3 years of trauma, so just don't reply

[𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔰 𝔞𝔰𝔰 𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 @luvusumibb]

niggas be shitting in the black mold toilet and when the water splashes on their butt the mold begins to travel thru the bloodstream and it slowly starts to cause erectile dysfunction and moldy butt

[debo @killmefam]

I got really mad at my girlfriend and greased her head to toe and flushed her down the toilet

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

My new ethiecticnicty is Floridian

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show

[Jonkye Rich @Jonkye4]

Heyy yall! so I found our mr t*rture is EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC- So I made my own version we can all enjoy^-^

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I am tobuscus I'm on the fucking annoying orange show

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

invented a new kind of factory farming where the animal suffers even more . we are using ai also