Charmaine J. Mathura

☆Student☆Music Lover☆

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

Get the air stewards to deal with it instead by pretending you don't know where your seat is!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Finding someone in your reserved seat

1 Look puzzled, glance from ticket to seat a few times
2 Apologise, then say “I think this might be my seat?”
3 Show ticket, say “look, see?”
4 Adopt an air of it all being a rather curious pickle
5 No joy? Scratch your head, say “erm” a lot

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Do you pre-heat the oven, as per the cooking instructions?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A quick British translation guide top
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[✶ ✶ 𝐵𝓇𝒾𝐸𝓁𝓁𝑒 ✶ ✶💦 🥩 @SoutsideBriElle]

If you have to ask, you can’t afford to drink it. 🛁 @thathappenspod @Thesixler @JeffBryanDavis @kevinday #ThatHappensPod

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

That Happens at 11pm, GMT, on Sundays 😏

[That Happens @thathappenspod]

Check out that happens! A podcast! We’re going to be recording it live today at 3 pm pacific (6 pm eastern) and you can watch it on https://t.co/K0SKvUhauS as it happens! Then stay tuned for all sorts of other kooky content!

[Marcelo Cervone @thevonemusic]

"You Let Me Rant" live at our virtual launch party: https://t.co/AGx1VZbgMh
Thanks for coming to the party everyone! It was amazing to host our VIP guests in person, a especial thanks them: @Sapphires_Mum @charmjmathura @terryfullagar Dani and @poriomaniacs. You rock! #WeAreVone

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

@thevonemusic @RadioVone Was an awesome show 🤘

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

#DickCummings for sure!

[Prof David Wilson @ProfDavidWilson]

Man charged over murders of Wendy Knell and Caroline Pierce in 1987 | UK news | The Guardian https://t.co/70R6ZqPTi7

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

@Sapphires_Mum Love you too!!!! 🥰

[Marcelo Cervone @thevonemusic]

1984 Behind the Scenes: Fast forward a few months, Marek & I finished composing the song with the rest of the band. After a few rehearsals, we took it to the studio. Here we were warming up and being two social media nerds while Jonny did the real rocking on drums. #WeAreVone

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

@ben_cajee Any of the Lord Of The Rings 🤷‍♀️

[Prof David Wilson @ProfDavidWilson]

Cops fear serial killer who targets elderly could be at large as they re-examine historic 'murder-suicides' https://t.co/hUlsPjtsdj

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

@DanaLockhart411

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

@GoodWit53592147 Only once! It was Rock of Ages.

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

@benwillbond I've been aking this question for weeks now!

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

Well! I took the bull by the horns and despite thinking I'd get laughed out because of my grades, I got into University!

[Charmaine J. Mathura @charmjmathura]

@TheBotanicalMo1 🤣❤😍🤔😱

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Dear Young People.
I’m so sorry that generations above you have degraded the planet, reduced your rights to live and work abroad, increased social inequality and now algorithm-fucked your education. #HonourTheOffer