charlie

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

All Bubble Blowing Babies Will Be Beaten Senseless By Every Able Bodied Patron In The Bar

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Stores impress me so much. It's like where did you get all this. And how did you get it all in here

[charlie @charonosaurus_]

@nfisherman_ @classicnitrogen i trust him because his name is irish

[charlie @charonosaurus_]

@nfisherman_ lemme put u on twin https://t.co/mRLy3hJ3IZ

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

amazing things are happening in wisconsin

[jake @wormpuller]

Is he gonna beat the fuck out of his pregnant girlfriend in the movie as well or will it mostly just be about his shitty terrible music

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

>spends entire adult life focused on going to war with Iran
>gives up all dignity to pursue it
>finally gets war with Iran
>watches Iran win
>dies

[Shivers @thinkingshivers]

Quick guide for midwits like myself for sounding smart:

When you combine two things, that's "Hegelian."

When something resembles something, you say "Baudrillard!" or "simulacrum!"

When you say something but secretly mean something else, it's "Straussian."

[charlie @charonosaurus_]

@MKENewYorker who’s your alderman?

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

i mean you’re entitled to your opinion but i actually think that too much Woke about this has created a significant amount of vulnerable narcissism in many young women where they act like being approached by anyone ever is an affront to their dignity rather than an opportunity for them to assert their personal will in that situation. it’s a weird and unhealthy mentality, and i think other people should stop indulging it. and i say that has someone who, while gender nonconforming, has been a “woman” societally my whole life. if a woman has a melt down because a man was flirting with her normally she is either very traumatized specifically and needs actual help, or she has been sucked into an unhealthy, chronically online antisocial ideology

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Bullying my friend with adhd by making plans at a certain time

[Sh a de @thisdopenose]

Beautiful to think There’s undergrads right now who are living like this song.

[charlie @charonosaurus_]

@E1podcast to post this and then not tell us what it is... .....

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Socialism seems to be the wave of the future.

[Michael Billeaux-Martinez @michaelbilleaux]

This is revealing a major cleavage among midwesterners: narrow-minded Michigan partisans (B) and the spiritual elite who seek the sublime mysteries (A)

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[charlie @charonosaurus_]

had a its a beautiful day by michael bublé stuck in my head for the last 3 days

[Isaac Rowlett @IsaacRowlett]

Milwaukee — 93 years ago today

Jerome Silberman is born to a Jewish family in the one and only Sherman Park neighborhood. After graduating from Washington High in 1951, he anglicized his name to avoid antisemitism and became “Gene Wilder.”

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Bunny at his first job interview! Empty resume, but a heart full of goodwill.