CharTweets💃🏽

pizza enthusiast 🍕

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning.

[Gabriel Szatan @gabrielszatan]

damn man. RIP Maxi Jazz

Faithless were a total force of nature, on record and particularly live. seriously timeless – what a loss he is

there's no topping this

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

Why do men insist on taking up both of their arms rests on the tube?

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

Just a thought

I wonder if the queens coffin is empty?

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

@Ealing_Summer are there tickets available on the door today??

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

I now drink single espressos with an icy glass of water before my pre-commute morning jog

I feel like I am beginning to peak in adulthood

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

.@samfendermusic. On OH’s shoulders. Yes. 100 times yes.

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

@fielddaylondon money taken out of my boyfriend's account but no confirmation on tickets - can someone look into this for me please?

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

- 77560029 - is not a UK number, even if you add the (020) before it. Please can someone look into this for me as a matter of urgency?

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

@bookingcom absolutely fuming - you've taken £400 out of my account for a car rental but have had no email confirmation. no one from your team is able to put me through to anyone in car rental customer service and the number you've provided

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

Finally admitting that your AirPods are lost forever and then finding them buried in a coat pocket just before the gym >>>>>>>>>

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

@SarahPuntoni I didn’t see this!! Grr, never mind,.

[Lee Humphrey @tleehumphrey]

It’s impressive how every Russian with a yacht or mansion was identified publicly & without any form of trial had their money & property seized but years after Epstein’s victims identified their abusers not a one has been detained let alone convicted. Weird world we live in.

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

Update: I got through it, and wow

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

Got about an hour into #thepianist and realised I am not built for that level of sadness on a Saturday night

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

Have tested negative three times.

Twice on lateral flow tests and the third time while on this tube because I can DEFINITELY smell the cheesy wotsits being eaten opposite me

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

2022 is all about stifling the totally natural, but awful, cold you have by holding in a chesty cough for a 45 minute tube journey

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

@ASOS I've just tracked my delivery and it says it's on its way back to ASOS but I don't understand why? I asked for next day delivery and it's now been two days, please can you look into this for me as a matter of urgency? They are bridesmaid dresses!!

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

Putin is seriously on a mad one

[CharTweets💃🏽 @chartw33ts]

I can’t be the only one who can’t eat lunch any later than 12