Oddly Pacific Tweets

Stop reading my tweets! This is my private journal.

[SiN @sinx7z]

jean phil chosen

[JeanPhilanthrope @JeanPhilMadame]

Oui Madame.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

Sometimes I like to go into local H&R Block stores and ask if they have any printer cartridges. They remind me “it’s not an office supply store for the HR department. I pretend not to understand.
I’ve been doing this for 10 years at least once a year.
Why? No clue.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

You guys will be proud tho, I took the high road. I threw my common sense away. Who cares if she’ll weeze more hauling those bags of brush to the dump. I am listening to her choices. She knows better than I. So no more burning. I just bag it all and drop it in her driveway. ❤️

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

I’ve been staying at my parents lately and we had some new neighbors move in. The husband came over and stated that “the fires I’m having in the fire pit I made are effecting his wife’s asthma.”

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

I’ve been staying at my parents lately and we had some new neighbors move in. The husband came over and stated that “the fires I’m having in the fire pit I made are effecting his wife’s asthma.”

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

$20 a bottle for a half a gallon of material, that’s more expensive that gasoline 😂😂😂

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

I gotta say I made a mistake as a child selling weed. I should’ve sold weed killer. You get a 1:1 mix and if you empty the whole bottle, you are given half a gallon of material. AND it’s not illegal.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

Why do you love Ice Cube?
Well, for many reasons, but a major one is:
🎶 So fuck Charlie Manson
Snatch him out his truck
Hit em with a brick
Then I’m dancin 🎶

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

Gay, straight, all the things in between, around, and upon:

Your birthday is the day you sucked your first titty.

Happy Birthday, I love you.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

“Well that’s a real nice way to talk about someone who just died.”
You should hear what I say to people in their presence 😂

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

Some people never consider that we were the experimental stage of making sentient beings. Create beings capable of compassion but prone to savagery, except you give them “hope”. If you’re good there is something more. Project Hope it might’ve been called, and it shows.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

Some people never considered there are a family of Gods and the reject, Asperger’s, sadist family member made our planet, and it shows.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

Some people have never considered that “God” created this universe and then just left it to its own devices, and it shows.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

I’m Manny’s cousin, Handy Manic.

[Oddly Pacific Tweets @chaseintheface]

All I know is terrorists have adversely affected my dream of one day owning an RPG. Thanks a lot pal.

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

If I had Mr Beast’s money, I wouldn’t help anybody. I would build a floating lab on international waters and hire scientists to invent weird, horrifying new animals.

[tate @50FirstTates]

if my parents told me they were adopting a brother and brought home an anthropomorphic rat named stuart i would fucking lose my mind

[Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest]

You know those bumper stickers that say “football mom” or whatever I need one that says “my kid watches a lot of YouTube”

[Reina Sultan 🇱🇧 @SultanReina]

As a person who lotions my whole body after every shower, I wish there was a way for me to just dip myself in my lotion and be done with it lmao