Chafe Porter 💦🥩

I like gold, I like showers, what could possibly go wrong?!?

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

Pure cinema

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

omg Pink just did, like, 200 spins while 40 feet in the air while dressed as Peter Pan to open the Tony Awards

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

@lomaxx Shut the fuck up

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@Srirachachau He should be called John Greatman

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

@the_cats_meowww Fuck your feelings and your dumb husband

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@PahkitewPunch From????

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@OCATCOfficial Luckily, some got our fix in last night in Chicago! Loved it!

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

Jelly Roll’s wife told Howard Stern that *she* is the reason tattoos are mainstream and accepted and I’m not quite sure if I pity or envy that level of delusion.

[Tyler Daniel - Health | Wealth | Mindset @thetylerdaniel]

Bryan Johnson just announced he'll become Immortal by 2039.

‣ Biological age of 18 (he's 48)
‣ Spent $2M/year reversing aging
‣ Heart health better than 99% of 18-year-olds

4 protocols you can steal (for free) to reverse aging, boost energy, & look 10 years younger 👇🧵

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

@PahkitewPunch The Cream of Shrimp Soup Forgiveness Special

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@EarvLikes

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@KenPaxtonTX You should definitely die in prison with the rest of your cult and not from “leftist political violence” you fucking clown

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

The answer is “y’all”

[Austin @awoodustin]

There needs to be some kind of “Ma'am” or “Sir” for non binary people. Idk what to say when I’m trying to be respectful

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

@coolfunghost The mattress groan and the chili boots celebration are on my Mount Rushmore of Homer noises

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@RepMMM Horrible tip aside, that is one sad looking Philly sandwich. Also, fuck you

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@cwotd @hulu @MikeJudge A Peggy Ale! 🍻

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@chiweethedog We can only hope it’s something like this

[Chafe Porter 💦🥩 @ChaseP20]

@crycartband Love the tribute to Patton Oswalt

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@RepNancyMace @POTUS You’re a fucking retard, Nancy