Chase

can you believe this weather we're having?

[Ashleyn Lagerberg @corybantic_lad]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck

[Chase @chasereupert]

What’s a normal amount of existential crises one should have in their lifetime?

[Chase @chasereupert]

Just saw a grown ass man propelling himself through the airport on one of those children’s suitcases kids can ride on.

[Chase @chasereupert]

@SkjeidyBrady She a walking commercial for a decongestant medicine

[stretch 5 at your local LA Fitness @HGTVontheRadio]

my hottest grammar take is that the standard practice of including the comma inside the quotation mark here is wrong. the shirt didn't say

COLLEGE,

[Chase @chasereupert]

Why am I hanging out with your girl on national girlfriend day?

[Chase @chasereupert]

I’m not worried about the explosive diarrhea. I already have that daily.

[Ryanair España @Ryanair_ES]

"por qué vendéis perfume a bordo" porque algunas personas lo necesitan ok

[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[Chase @chasereupert]

Imagine choosing soccer over the most beautiful woman who has ever existed

[Chase @chasereupert]

how the fuck did I get here?

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Chase @chasereupert]

Has a flight arriving to or departing from O’Hare ever been on time? Or is that not allowed?

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Chase @chasereupert]

It’s so painful to be this smart and perfect

[Chase @chasereupert]

John P Stalker

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This what companies adopting AI sound like

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life