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she/her/hers #blacklivesmatter

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Chinese food, Red Bull, and a share sized bag of sweet tart mini chews

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Brenda from Scary Movie

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I need to rewatch the walking dead but like not the whole thing just where I watched until and then stop again

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My friend bought me a Stanley cup for my birthday and I was oblivious to the hype until I brought it into a room full of 8th graders and they cheered

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Cody and I won the couples ugly sweater contest but really we were both just wearing items from his closet

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Texted Cody to bring home Mexican food and I’m just waiting for the “there’s food at home text”

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Boyfriend didn’t spring out of bed the second he heard the wizard of oz on the tv kinda turned off

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Baileys on the rocks bc it’s snowy

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Actual conversation between my bf and I about the insane amount of nieces/nephews he has to get gifts for

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@0kwutaboutit Mission complete

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What do you do when the weed man sends you a voice memo crying asking for a friend

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@meggyshmurdy pretty sure I was drunk trying to reply to your tweet when I pressed send on this one

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Rory Gilmore is scum but Alexis Bledel is sweet

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I have a student who is a rabid beast unless he has a single KitKat in his system

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Babe if I start a fight right before the Taylor swift concert can you just play along? Role play if you will

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Taylor bb I’m so excited to see you in June but I listen to your music bc I’m depressed and now I’m broke AND depressed can we talk or no?

[delilah dagger ☆ @delilahluv19]

how my man looks when i’m on top riding him