Chase Hawkins

I'm Chase

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@rosswelborn @Starbucks Where’d yer foam go bro

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[CHIEFS HIGHLIGHTS @ChiefsHighlight]

Every Chiefs fan before the Super Bowl:

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@brockmasterson You and me.

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@davefrandsen Just sold a random one I found in a box in my basement for $140 on eBay in 3 minutes haha

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Launching my neighbors dog shit back into their yard, is probably the most satisfying part of my day.

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I forgot how rediciously good this song is. https://t.co/JmyD3TNeQ3

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@nicolerichie84 @nbc Flip it over to fox. Gordon Ramsey has 80 shows. Different series every night.

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@brockmasterson My eyes burn in every locker room scene.

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@Bill_Masterson I could eat 100 strawberries. Not sure if I could pound 100 Old Styles. Maybe if @brockmasterson was thirsty.

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Is there anything better than strawberries??

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@georgeschmitz Love the Purple @DanielArsham basketballs at @moco_museum! Happy birthday!

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@parcmasterson Parc, thanks for that. -Chase

[CHIEFS HIGHLIGHTS @ChiefsHighlight]

Every Chiefs fan before the Super Bowl:

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@georgeschmitz I prefer Cap’n Geech, and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

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@nicolerichie84 Missouri April Fools Day!!

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@JasonASmith_ Damn. You getting crazy growth already?!? Threw down milorganie last week, mine is getting green as could be

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Still true as of last night....

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I have tweeted this before, but the amount of people I see not washing their hands after shitting at airports is 1000% shocking.

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@parcmasterson @brockmasterson Jesus Christ. Who knew?!

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I’ve watched this 50 times today. #ABBA https://t.co/Yjrt7wON17

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@samuelaveryhunt @Spotify I still remember when you showed me these guys in Art class. Thanks buddy.