@chasingscratch0@Eli_ChasingScr@velcren When the 5th grader with 3 kids and a mortgage is introduced in the semifinals after walking out to The Alan Parsons Project.
“Don’t be boring with your midlife crisis and buy a sports car. Go hard. Play golf. Start a podcast. It’s not a cult. Are the wives worried? Sure, are they also supportive? Yeah man Birks and socks all the way, you gotta make those falconry payments.”
@chasingscratch0@velcren
Don't be boring with your midlife crisis and buy a sports car 👎🏼 Go hard. Learn magic. Lease a falcon. Start a cult. Are people worried about you? Sure. But are they also a little curious? Yeah man sign them up for the cult, you gotta make those falcon payments.