Simon Lewis. | parody

my inner vampire wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it. I'm taking it out on my drums and I think it's working.
#TMI.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

does NOT answer to daylighter.
loves all things nerdy. music enthusiast. last minute shadowhunters designated driver. saving lives since 1969.

.descriptive .banter .angst.

[Isabelle Lightwood @EnticingSeraph]

https://t.co/kdMJrZzmxh

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

https://t.co/L6pAc0VFHJ
@EnticingSeraph

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

Am I dreaming?
I must be dreaming

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

she's basically a power puff girl

[Emma Carstairs. | parody @savingvengeance]

that's me.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

I'd been having a staring contest with it, so let's call him Alec.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

@EtherealRunes response, oblivious that she was making it difficult to come up with an amusing response. Luckily, I was able to maintain some dignity with my reply.

"I want to say cat woman but you feel more like the red panda."

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

@EtherealRunes and she didn't even realize it which was probably for the better or so I thought.

Hands absentmindedly reached to support her weight on my back. I could feel her breath on my neck - that was enough to bring me back to the present moment - she was leaning in awaiting her

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

So Alec.

Swears under my breath for getting it wrong and how the archer should've been my first guess.

[Haley Beckett @AtavisticVirago]

Getting warmer.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

Izzy?

[Haley Beckett @AtavisticVirago]

Cute but wrong.
Guess again.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

Not sure who I would ask: Jordan wouldn't know anyone cause he's only got his eyes for the one and Clary is going to whack me for even asking 🙄https://t.co/qbz9dSKYMR

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

I didn't realise you were Jace's lapdog.

[Haley Beckett @AtavisticVirago]

I was dared. Totally not my fault.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

WHAT? Haley, we've gone over this. You can't go through my phone like that. We need to set some boundaries.

[Haley Beckett @AtavisticVirago]

Looks like @chasingartiste's search history.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

Sounds about right, the hunger be calling.

[ً. @abhorarchive]

i want blood, guts & angel cake.

[Simon Lewis. | parody @chasingartiste]

@AtavisticVirago @catalysedchaos || Yea tell me about it. I need to electrocute mine.

[𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞 @RunedVixenn]

“𝐄𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥.”

𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞

𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞.

𝐃𝐮𝐡, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 #𝐕𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐧𝐧 https

[Ashtyn Beauvale @OpaqueProwess]

That is love, son of thorns. We welcome its cruelest blows and when we bleed from them, we whisper our thanks.

TMI | TSC | RP21+ | Manipulative | Majestic | Beautiful | Capable of casting powerful glamours and enchantments | Dark/mature content | SLs/banter