probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh

I'll die before you, so who's the real winner?

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@Nigel_Farage For someone supposedly representing the 'stuff upper lip' of Great Britain, you really are a whiny bitch, aren't you?

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@milan_elm @JonathanPieNews If intelligence was measured by the distance one can shoot a stream of liquid shit out of their arse whilst standing up, who is the smartest individual in the world?

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@imadonsocial @esc_gabe A typeface only a mother could love.

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@toddrichman @esc_gabe @Eurovision @Israel Nemo won in 2024 you stupid bastard

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@esc_gabe You gotta take part in the gravy wrestling one.

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@BlueRigel4 @esc_gabe Never underestimate the Italians to bugger up a World Cup qualifying. They've done it twice in a row!

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@WiFraLi @esc_gabe But according to the 'non-political' lot, the Netherlands doesn't enter Eurovision. AVROTROS does.

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@Kat_Says_Stuff @esc_gabe UK definitely wouldn't. Not while Germany's there.

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@esc_gabe I can't imagine how this ends in any other way than Germany going 'if you kick them out WE withdraw' and the EBU siding with the bigger country's check, which will inevitably mean nothing happens. I would rather be happy than right, though.

[Janberk @KeremJanberk]

youre laughing?? this man is about to perform the first successful pokemon go-to the polls, and youre laughing?

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@kiddbanditpro On one of the houses near here on the main road is the most adorable big doggo who sometimes appears chilling outside. We have christened them Gate Doggo, and you have to meet them.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

https://t.co/fIfY6cvz7d

[TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @graysonZ80]

This is genuinely the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life

[Saturn @ProfilStandard]

Yeah, sure. David versus Goliath.

[BAZAKE @BazakeMedia]

🚨 | SHOWBIZ: At a recent charity event, Radiohead front man, Thom Yorke, was asked for his views on the Aberfan disaster of October 1966 where 116 children were killed. Yorke was unhappy with the finger of blame being pointed at the National Coal Board.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

Don’t miss my latest interview with @PippaCrerar in which I sum up my approach to government in 14 words!

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

put him in a pool and delete the ladder

[probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @chat_noir_91]

@GregScottTV Alexa, play Extreme Ways.
https://t.co/IYPCXZXHu7

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

For who, though. And really, what are we going to do about it, if every attempt to improve matters is met with a wall of roaring hostility by the entire political/media class and the only permissible alternative is the business suit BNP.