It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance
Things legalized overnight:
-Throwing a 45lb plate into cyclists
-Super rape
-Incinerating libtards with flamethrowers
-Wearing a burlap bag with eyeholes over your head and smashing yapping women with a 2×4
-Going 50 over the limit in school zones
-Justice