Phillies Phan Jeff

Husband, Dad, lawyer, lousy golfer, cyclist, audiophile with tinnitus, lover of all things NYC, Hudson Valley and Nova Scotia.

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@atrupar Pretty sure my ancestors in Germany would think that looks familiar.

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Oh FFS. With a minute left.

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@CharlesLeerhsen @LizzyLaw_ @davidfrum Underrated tweet.

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@nytimes @TheAthleticFC This is a great idea.

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@atrupar Imagine how exciting it would have been if the refs had actually been calling fouls.

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@AshleyRParker Missed opportunity to reset the table in your favor. Could be accomplished using my grandmother’s Ashkenazy passive-aggressive approach: “Nothing is ever hard when you love someone as much as I love you!” That one would vapor-lock me long enough for her to relax a bit.

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@realmflynnJR They’re GLP1 agonists, Dunce, not “ GLP1 drugs”. Stop making up stupid shit, you sound like an idiot.

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@RichardGrenell No apostrophe in “undermines”, Dummy.

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@TerribleMaps Or he was in a Waymo.

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@FearedBuck One more reason to say Go Birds.

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So here’s the thing about the Puerto Rico Song that’s been stuffing our Instagram feeds and that people just can’t stop making their own videos to, no matter how repetitive or unoriginal they may be:

The song is a total banger. Pure joy. I wish I had written it.

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@Garywilliams1Up As a member of a Ross-designed club in Philly (not the ‘Mink) I’ve been chuckling at all the head-scratching about the greens and pins. I think they just don’t play enough Ross courses, and they were unprepared. We deal with that every day!

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@MichaelBreed As a member of a Ross-designed club in Philly (not the ‘Mink) I’ve been chuckling at all the head-scratching about the greens and pins. I think they just don’t play enough Ross courses, and they were unprepared. We deal with that every day!

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@CharlesPPierce @atrupar Another reminder that Oklahoma is in 50th place in education among the US States.

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Hey, @JohnKruk , that Ben Franklin lookalike you just pointed out is actually one of the biggest lawyers in Philadelphia!

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@hwinkler4real @atrupar It’s a cult

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@peterbakernyt @KDilanianMSNOW @RichardRubinDC Sovereign debt will be the end of us. An existential risk and nobody in power is paying any attention.

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@atrupar And…. We dug up irony and killed it again.

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@mviser @AshleyRParker Oh, gag me.

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@HuffPost So how come he didn’t clairvoyantly know it was going to happen? Kreskin would have done better.