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I have one Non-Functioning Testicle (NFT) and a 4.55 second 40-yard dash time. Pronouns are he/her. Tylenol enjoyer.

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@Just_Some_Guy29 @NoLayingUp *gulp gulp gulp*

^ the sound of you blowing penis with ur mouth

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@NoLayingUp Even trying to read this made me want to punch a wall

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Siri, how fast does the lettuce diarrhea hit you? And follow up question, maybe this a false front.

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A man afraid to die, is a man afraid to live.

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@Giants Sure it was real important to lock down such a hot name in NFL circles for multiple years… wouldn’t wont that guy walking out the door? I guess??

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@BravoWWHL Meadow? 🪵

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Counting or not counting gang violence?

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Stolen valor! Maryland is the crab state!

[Jake Russell @_JakeRussell]

The crab mac and cheese dog is the best addition to Nationals Park in years.

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Hey, buddy! “An open source model just released that is: outperforms…”

Did you just roll in from Stupidville? Maybe use the open source model to check your grammar, pal.

[Alex Finn @AlexFinn]

Do you even understand what this means?

An open source model just released that is:

• Outperforms models 20x its size
• Can run on a base model Mac Mini
• Is AMERICAN 🇺🇸

If you have a base model Mac Mini you can have unlimited super intelligence on your desk. For free.

Sonnet 4.5 was released 5 months ago

In 5 months that level of intelligence went from frontier to free on your desk

And not only that, can run on any basically any computer out there

If you have even a remotely modern computer, do the following immediately:

1. Download LM Studio
2. Go to your OpenClaw and ask which of these new Gemma 4 models is best for your hardware
3. Have it walk you through downloading and loading it
4. Build apps with it knowing you are using your own personal, private super intelligence on your desk

The people denying this is the future are so beyond lost.

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@Channel5iveNews I thought this guy was a chach but didn’t really ever hear him talk about his POV… turns out he is as fucking lame as he looks

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@kemichels Legalize aids

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Juris Doctorates? More like Jumbo Doofus!

[LBO Vinny @LeveredVinny]

MBAs are unequivocally retarded but I have never met more self righteous douchebags like JDs who are also retarded

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I’m so sick of these amateur weather PEOPLES trying to tell us weathers. Hey, pal! Why don’t you tell me what my ball hair feels like between your two front teeth

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

* SERIOUS severe storm POTENTIAL on Monday *

The National Weather Service Storm Prediction Center has placed the area in a level 3 out of 5 risk zone for severe storms on Monday, which is an unusually high level for our region this many days in advance. The exact timing of storms is still to be determined but any time between early afternoon and around sunset is possible. The storms should move through rather quickly but could pack a dangerous punch.

An unusually intense cold front will be passing through and storms along and ahead of it could produce damaging wind gusts, hail and even tornadoes.

As is often the case with potential thunderstorm events, exactly how widespread severe storms are and the places that will get hit hardest are difficult to pinpoint. There’s some possibility the storms don’t reach their potential if clouds and cool air linger on Monday, reducing available energy.

The Weather Service is urging residents carefully monitor forecasts and be prepared for a significant outbreak of severe weather.

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@LindyTasteful Mamas milk

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They should do a rendition of “Imagine” with everyone who appeared in the Epstein emails

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Jeffrey Epsteam

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@GENIC0N 🪵

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@damintoell 🔥

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@vivian39_ Pound town (because that’s where my bf lives)

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@michelletandler Yea and what if you took all the city’s cum and froze it!?

I wouldn’t want to eat that!

Not own it either.

Freeze the cum = slowly decay cumming