TheChattyChimp

A little satirical newspaper, just sitting in our tyre swing flinging poo. Partial to peanuts, bananas and tea. Rated 83rd best satire site on the Internet.

[Sue 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @suespeaksup]

We’re being told messages are “lost” because of a missing phone.

But that’s not how it works.

If you use WhatsApp, you just get a new phone, log back in… and your messages come straight back.

Simple.

And it’s not just one copy either
the other person still has them.
Group chats still have them.
Backups still exist.

So nothing’s really gone, is it?

[TheChattyChimp @chatty_chimp]

I endorse this message

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

Succinct but nonetheless accurate ...

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Eddie Marsan: "I don't want Reform anywhere near govt... as I grew up in the east end when we had the NF & BNP walking down Bethnal Green road... terrorising our Black & Asian neighbours... & it's a load of old crap."

#bbclaurak: & you think that's where we are?

EM: 100%

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Hey @BBCNews - you seem not to have noticed the 500,000 people marching through London against the far-right, so I’m just making you aware, cheers then.

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

Somerset's far right supporters' grooming gang.
Two are Reform members, one reposts Rupert Lowe.
Rupert and Tommy were quiet about this lot, I wonder why

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨Another "nurse" candidate for Deform UK Ltd

[TheChattyChimp @chatty_chimp]

Nigel Farage, turn the sound on.

[TheChattyChimp @chatty_chimp]

Nigel Farage, turn the sound on.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

Breaking: Clacton’s ‘Farage watch’ to be disbanded after no sightings in 1.5 years:

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

UK supermarket profits are now £50m a day.

Quadrupled in just 3 years.

[TheChattyChimp @chatty_chimp]

@JDVance Because prayers don't work and people keep dying.

[TheChattyChimp @chatty_chimp]

@MrTibblesNewEra @SerenaJB3 That's how rights work.

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us?

You live and learn I guess.

[TheChattyChimp @chatty_chimp]

@DanielJMath1 He's definitely a cunt.

[TheChattyChimp @chatty_chimp]

@MrTibblesNewEra @danielmgmoylan Because it was, you can look it up on a calendar and check.

[Kzaz 🌹 @kiasazand]

This flag represents the very best of Britain. I'm proud of our #RNLIheroes
@RNLI

[Brexit Buster @BrexitBuster]

@MrTibblesNewEra Fall in love, break up, drag her by the hair, kick her in the head (four times) and then stamp on her head, get convicted, go to jail, join Reform, get elected as an MP, lose the whip. Have I missed anything? #Reformorons #ReformatoryParty

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Conservative Shadow Transport Secretary Richard Holden says Angela Rayner owning two homes is a "huge property portfolio" and wants to make sure "everything is done above board"

Right: That time Conservative MP Jeremy Hunt bought 7 flats from Conservative donor Nicolas James Roach, who donated £5k to the Conservatives and £50k to Jeremy Hunt

Hunt bought the flats under a company named Mare Pond Properties Ltd

The company benefited from a tax provision known as the "6+ rule." This rule stipulates that if six or more separate dwellings are acquired in a single transaction, the purchase is treated as non-residential for Stamp Duty Land Tax (SDLT) purposes

Consequently, the company paid a reduced SDLT rate of approximately £167,920, instead of the higher rate that would apply to residential properties

I guess that's above board 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

This is nonsense.
1 The PM had no involvement at all
2 She pleaded guilty and lost her appeal
3 The Courts are independent of politics