ChatUpFines

#ChatUpFines: A social movement encouraging people who send dirty DM's to fine themselves by donating to a charity. The swear jar for Dirty DM'ers. S(F)&R(M)

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Today #DickDirtysChatUpAcademy launches

Here he highlights the best (*worst) chat-up attempts - in this case on #LinkedIn!

Fed up with #MankyMessages & #DirtyDMs?

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@ThemeParkWW @WarwickCastle Email sent - just in case it's hit spam, it's titled "Twitter contact".

Look forward to hopefully catching up :)

R

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@sajidjavid That father is encouraging his son to cycle and be healthy, former Secretary of State for Health.

He was also encouraging sensible confidence. He appears perfectly in line with the highway code.

That driver should have stopped.

The age makes no difference. Unreal comment.

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@JackGrimse "what's he doin?!" 😂👏

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@PaulCarter1990 @AVFCOfficial What a great job!

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@ickleToonies You forgot patience. SO SO SO SO MUCH PATIENCE.

I used to find that just opening Blender left me needing to do a 30-minute meditation.

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@ickleToonies This is ridiculously good 😂

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@thatginamiller Speaking on behalf of myself (rich - former crisis comms guy) not CUFs here. Neutrally speaking: Those not in favour of a Tory g'ment would be wise to avoid any vote splitting in a wider strategy.

You keep saying it's not 2019. You are correct, it's not. Polling shows this.

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@LewisRDixon Delighted!! I shouldn't use this to Tweet about Villa as Sam my co-founder is a Pompey fan.

BUT DELIGHTED!!

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@NathanDawe A bit too much going on for me. Loses a bit of flow. But the start is outstanding. Right up until the Withe moment.

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@JonMorter @mikejpoole @CenterParcsUK I appreciate this tweet is late, as I forgot how to use the mentions tab...

But perhaps it would be more apt for dramatic evictions from locations?

"Ohhhh, they centre parc'd them!"

Like, for example, Liz Truss got centre-parc'd from No10

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@LeighRLFC_ I used to do crisis comms.

Sorry. I got nothing for this.

[KATIE MAGNET ;💞🧲X🌳 @KatieMagnet]

😂😂😂😂

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@KatieMagnet need to be issuing them with some #ChatUpFines!

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@SuellaBraverman "extremists"

Sorry, what?

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@JackGrimse I don't think so - the comms guy came out and said you shouldn't follow that account as they basically just lie.

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@Tb4O2u9c7MmZPmR He drinks a regular cup of cowardice.

More pathetic than those who send unsolicited manky messages.

Go back 80 years to where your views belong.

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@Rakesh14_Arora Might morph this account into Botfines at this rate. It's the only thing I think there's more of on here today than inappropriate messages.

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@supertanskiii @darrengrimes @SuellaBraverman Woah might even land you with #ChatUpFines for that one 😂

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@rickygervais Social Media.
Potatoes
Water.

That's a modern-day care package for austerity times