chauhan urmi

coder ;

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

The time and effort I put into naming a variable in my code, which is not even in use, I think I'm falling in love every day by just looking into the dark mode screen with random else if conditional code.

#codingisfun

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Me after seeing question paper in exam hall

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

At the end of each question in the exam paper was written the sentence , "Make Necessary Assumption"
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I only had assumptions 😎

#okbye

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Ubtan lagane ki umar mein ,
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Ubuntu terminal pe commands run kar rahi hu 😵‍💫

#codingmemes #MEMES

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Jitna time log I love you bolne mein nahi lagate
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Usse 3× zyada mujhe apne boss ko email type karne mein lag jate hai
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Phir bhi send karne ke baad, phir se padhne ke baad realize hota hai nahi main isse zyada better Email likh sakti thi , jaldi kardi🤦🏻‍♀️

#officememes

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

I really feel bad for other social media apps which we are using for corporate communications ,
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like we discussed all the things via other all apps and end up with just one simple
EMAIL ,
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And see , Email took all appreciation.
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Struggle sara whatsapp pe kiya🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Honestly I'm more scared about the person standing next to me in my wedding pictures than my own self
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Imagine what am I going to do if I choose the wrong one and realize it after saying
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mujhe ladka pasand hai & wearing mangalsutra uske naam ka !!🤦🏻‍♀️
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🥲

#okbye

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Not a die hard cricket fan
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Lekin pata nahi iss bar dil se bura lag raha hai !

#IndiaVsNewZealand

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Someone : pehle kyu na mile hum......
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Me : Arey yaar so rahi thi main , thoda der se aate to zyada achcha rehta 🤦🏻‍♀️💤💤

#okbye

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Who said the happiness is only come when the notification received
"Your salary has been credited"
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If you are a programmer and the email received,
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The bug has been assigned to you is closed
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That's the real happiness 😌

#justprogrammerthings

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Whatsapp is down!!! Quick!!! Email each other real factual news!! Reverse the damage!!!

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

I was wondering to look back and think
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Happy ending ke naam pe aaj tak ek bhi kahani ka end nahi hua
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Na happy !
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Na sad !
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Na hi horror !
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Kyuki ab tak ki sab kahaniyan bas interval pe aate aate atak gai🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye
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To anxiety ho jaye🤷🏻‍♀️
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😂

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Corona aur sanitizer ka rishta ab thoda fika pad gaya hai ,
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Log sochte hai ab cure nahi only showoff se kam chal jayega
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Mask to pehen hi rahe hai
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Are bhaio-behno 🤷🏻‍♀️ ye virus hai , rishtedar aunty nahi jo showoff se kam chala lega
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😷

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Hum desi logo mein 'Out of love' jaisa kuch nahi hota
We simply do
Ignoring with Late replies
Seenzoned karna
Text karne pe bhi hi-hello se aage kuch na bolna
Man hi man sochna ki chalo block karte hai
Phir block karke unblock karna(kyuki felt guilty)
End up being friends !

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Jivan mein ek baat yaad rakhiye
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Pyaar dhokha hai
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Ye purana ho gaya aage suno..
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3rd wave dangerous nahi hai ,
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Offline exams shuru hone wali hai ,
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Padh le bete sahi mauka hai...
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😜😜

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

I've installed OkCupid
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Some random 93 matches came within 900 seconds
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Some 28 of them even sent msges; wahi purani creepy lines jisme first line was common, "Here not for hookups"
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(Wait why u guys so interested to know ki iske baad maine kya kiya🤔)
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I uninstalled the app

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

While searching for Aditya,
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🔍
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I only found Anshuman
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🤦🏻‍♀️

#jabwemet #geet

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

Pyaar to hua nahi tumse
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At least depression to na dete 🤷🏻‍♀️
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#oksorry #okbye

[chauhan urmi @chauhanurmi2]

I think I am in a love triangle🔺
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I love me..
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Me love myself..
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Myself love I
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😜💓

#RandomThoughts