ChazEyreMTG

Part time magic player. Aggro aficionado. Mountains and Graveyards since 2004.

[Adam @AdamDavis]

This Lakers fan being radicalized by his kid getting a free Clippers backpack is my new favorite post

[Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogss]

This guy came into gamestop today and, I kid you not, walked up to me and said, “I have a 15 year old daughter and she is a weeb. I don’t really know what that is. What game is best for weebs?”

So I sent him home with persona 5. I gotchu, weeb girl.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

This is Adam Driver

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

If you read press coverage of the Democratic campaign, you'd get no sense at all that Democratic voters are quite happy with their field, even though those numbers are as high as they've ever been.

[ChazEyreMTG @ChazMtg]

I would love to draft onslaught block again, something about that all creature pack of legions is just so cool and weird and bad all at the same time. Plus, morph matters.

[Diamond Valley Deals @DiamondValley_]

We're working on a new product. We want to create classic draft experiences from sets long out of print and that are cost prohibitive to buy sealed. This would be like a cube product with the same rarity/distribution rates as the original set. Does this interest you?

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇨🇼 @theashrb]

This employer is a piece of shit.

[Brian Braun-Duin @BraunDuinIt]

Magic players are often worse gaming partners than other folk because they invest too much time and effort into min/maxing every decision and most games are less fun played that way.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Devin Nunes does not look thrilled as Swalwell reads into the record a story about his ties with indicted Giuliani associate Lev Parnas

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

I bet one of the greatest thrills you can have as a Muppet performer is doing a scene where you just chuck ‘em

[ChazEyreMTG @ChazMtg]

Antonino De Rosa- fond memories of waiting for his articles on brainburst wayyyyyy back in the day

[Jonathan Medina @medina_irl]

I’m giving away this Textless Lightning Bolt! ⚡️

Just quote this tweet and tell me which #MythicChampionshipVII challenger you are rooting for!

I’ll pick a winner on Monday night (Nov 25th). 🥳

Challengers can be found here —> https://t.co/YscMCzfEvs

#MTG #MagicTheGathering

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Tesla truck looks like a Cub Scout’s deadbeat dad didn’t help him with the Pinewood Derby car. https://t.co/v0E17bUnwR

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

There are more seasons of Shameless than there are people who have loved me unconditionally

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

If an employer ever says “We’re like a family here” what they mean is they’re going to ruin you psychologically

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

I think my favourite Australian term outside of “I’m not here to fuck spiders” is probably “AGB”. It’s an acronym for “after-grog bog” which is basically the huge shit you take after a big night of drinking.

You’re welcome.

[Katie Maraghy @KatieMaraghy]

Millennials venmoing the same $20 back and forth until one of us dies.

[Dujie Tahat @DujieTahat]

Poets trading the same $15 to buy each other’s books