Charles

[Charles @ChazNative]

We also got delayed on the way up here 3 times @SpiritAirlines #NeverAgain

[Charles @ChazNative]

Thanks @SpiritAirlines for not only delaying our flight 4 times,but also switching the plane out right before boarding#yousuck

[Charles @ChazNative]

My anthropology professor: "what do you call a monkey with a fire cracker up its bum? A BABOOM! " it's gonna be a good day #txstate

[Charles @ChazNative]

@DANImals___ are we human or are we dancers? #thekillers #iamanalien

[Charles @ChazNative]

@DANImals___ I don't have time for TV. I have a life dani ...gosh

[Charles @ChazNative]

@DANImals___ want

[relatable @byreIatable]

Pretty accurate

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

Curiously, Jon Stewart will be available at the end of Brian William's suspension.

I'd give broadcast news another shot under those terms.

[Charles @ChazNative]

Maintenance showed up. The flow has stopped. I repeat, the flow has stopped #ahhhhhhhhhh #imawake

[Charles @ChazNative]

And my broken shower is now spraying gallons thru my downstairs neighbors lights #badmorning

[Charles @ChazNative]

Today I'm thankful for morning cuddles, oatmeal, online tests, and good texas "winter" weather

[Charles @ChazNative]

I live my life like an improv game. It's always "yes and..."

[Charles @ChazNative]

It's a sublime and tea kind of morning #feelingood

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

I know what I'm dressing up as for Halloween this year.

[Charles @ChazNative]

@CarlieHrubo what the literal hell. That's horrible

[Charles @ChazNative]

SO MUCH incoming knowledge. Brain. In. So. Much. Pain. #ipayedforthis #college #TXST

[Charles @ChazNative]

@CarlieHrubo well at least you can get a second chance to study?

[is this the krusty krab? no, this is George @tepsucks]

People crying about 8 AM's and I'm dying with 9 AM's. Anything with an AM next to it hurts me

[Charles @ChazNative]

@CarlieHrubo lol thought the same thing. " performs best super bowl ever, ending in tragic death"

[Charles @ChazNative]

Nice false start noob. Patriots ftw #SuperBowlXLIX