Chaz Wadsworth

Bird watcher, tree hugger, craft beer loving pescatarian. I love long walks on the beach and two factor authentication.

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Whoa... that was a long nap.

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@fgerbowski @faxmarketing @c_renneth @armano Peloton just announced Pilates, but they're not using the machines, which seems a little cheesy. If they don't need pilates machines for pilates, why are they selling a $2k bike to cycle? Come to think of it they should sell road for running.

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@BillOReilly When will you flip to becoming All Spin? Is that on January 20th? Just checking.

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@faxmarketing @fgerbowski It's actually very funny.

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@armano Pretty much the same, tbh. The oysters still need to be tended and I still prefer pajamas bottoms and slippers during work Zoom calls. I guess my bar tab has gone down and Tinder just isn't the same... but there's an app for that.

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@fgerbowski Fair point. Response required @IanMcKellen

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Anyone else working for the weekend? What's on tap?

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@KylieMi64113651 Wait. Why?

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I wonder if @senatemajldr grew up dreaming that he'd be an accomplice in helping a megalomaniac from the Bronx destroy both the US republican party and worldwide democracy. Dream big Mitch. Dream big.

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@katienolan I don't know if I can do it. It's been a looooooong time.

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Firing up my gin & tonic game tonight. @BarrHillGin and @FeverTreeMixers tonic. Simple. Sublime. What's in your glass tonight? *everyone can reply except @fgerbowski

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@fgerbowski @KyleFlaherty @TreeHouseBrewCo @ChadNorthrup They were playing a practical joke on you. Porgs didn't make their entrance until The Last Jedi.

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This is delicious, @TreeHouseBrewCo. Thanks to @ChadNorthrup for sharing it with me.

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Have a nice night all. Looks like the calm before the storm. #noreastah

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@ErinBrockovich I have a feeling you could convince him to leave gracefully. Just a hunch.

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@SenTedCruz @NASA @US_SpaceCom Don't forget about @SpaceForceDoD, that crown jewel established by your fearless leader.

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@jimstorer @Twitter Thanks!

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Oh, you know what, I can't take it anymore. He's made such a stink he must be right. Let's give Trump another four years. What could possibly happen? Don't answer that! #sarcasm