Chazzel Roan

Human shitpost | Dopamine Deficient | Xtra Thicc Donut boii™ | Cartwheeling toward an early grave.

[Chazzel Roan @chazz_cheron]

The ✨ethereal ✨ sounds of my bones cracking under the weight of existence 😍

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Oops nvm 💅

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It's amazing there's no gay men on this England side cos they're so good at cumming from behind

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Lamine Yamal looks like he'd get bullied for bringing the wrong kind of bag to school. idk

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Trump did not get 'shot for his country', he got shot for being a cunt.

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Why does Jordan Pickford always look like he's gonna nut someone for a pack of dry roasted?

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The bassist for Nena put his entire pussy into the slap bass on 99 Luftballons.

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Sorry bud. If you wear your farming wellies in public, you look like you hate the poor. I don't make the rules.

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What is the corniest song ever written and why is it Boom Boom Pow?

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A is for the way you aook at me.
B is for the only bone I see.

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Hatred is stored in the balls.

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How do y'all listen to music and sit still?! Genuinely baffles me

[Chazzel Roan @chazz_cheron]

Where do I buy Ozzy's entire outfit?

[BlackSabbath @BlackSabbath]

🥾 #BlackSabbath #fbf #flashbackfriday #boots

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@_Blind_Side Word. Black Peaks were great

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New advertising campaign for @BootsUK:

'Boots: We dont sell boots 👉👈'

I'll send your invoice in the post.

[Chazzel Roan @chazz_cheron]

Yes this is my return to Twitter. You may hold your applause.

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Hey. Are you the intro to any song by seminal post punk band The Cure? Cos boy do you you last an awful long time.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 12 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Chazzel Roan @chazz_cheron]

Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck his buyout. Fuck his lineage. And fuck Twitter.

Eat the rich.

[Chazzel Roan @chazz_cheron]

"He felt he was pulled back but the Italian ref has been paid too much to agree."

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

BREAKING: VAR rules that Qatar have won the World Cup.