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[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Every album should have an overture so i can have a better idea of what im in for

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Not me being touched by how many bills fans were in LAX yesterday

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Scale of 1 to 2 what are you giving the new Kendrick album

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Euthanize me captain

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Nah the price of the epi pens I would have to use would almost offset the 10k. I’d fail

[WFYM Talk Radio @WFYMradio]

Could you eat 1 of everything in here within 24 hours for $10k?

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Today’s such a bummer cuz Popeyes is closed

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Not me in a full ass suit being passed by the GOOGLE MAPS (earth?) CAR. You best believe I hit some poses.

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@j_buck_21 Yum yum

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Why is My Instagram handle a “requirement” on some of these rental agreements like ffs I just deleted my account and now I gotta make a new one!?!?!? LA man

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

Would I rock the shit out of some cowboy boots?

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@j_buck_21 Dude we slept together last night you don’t have to expose me like this

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@JacobRozowsky Because automated masturbation just isn’t the same

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@Chipperdoodle69 @JoshAllenQB Wow you wrapped this thread up so elegantly I can’t even be mad

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

After spending a quarter century on the East coast I have decided to permanently move to LA. Goodbye annoying bills fans I will not miss you

Josh Allen is pretty good tho

Thus ends my yearly Twitter update

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@Chipperdoodle69 @JoshAllenQB Mike feel free to absolutely roast me for this tweet btw

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@Chipperdoodle69 @JoshAllenQB Oh man you must be so cold… here print this off so you can have something to burn. Or maybe looking at an actual elite quarterback will keep you warm

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@Chipperdoodle69 @JoshAllenQB how did u get ur hands on my internet history you wizard.

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@Chipperdoodle69 What’s this… ambivalence I feel…. I care for my friend Chip… but I don’t respect him when he cheers for bad football organizations…ugh the humanity

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@sydleav I’ll be back!!!

[charlie a @Chazzattack1]

@steakjones A vasectomy is a good start