Chazz M M

Ice devouring sex tornado, and all around douche bag. yes this is my real account

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Why do I kinda look like mr. Krabs when he lost his shell https://t.co/eUhr5Le4j0

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

How I feel when I see my daughter https://t.co/LkrG2VrQy9

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Thanks to everyone who gave me a chance. I will now resign because clearly the chance was not deserved

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

Troubled childhood? If you call a 9 year old with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

I haven't been inside a woman in many hours. Ladies, please, get inside those dms

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

And the natural beauty of the many pussies I enjoy grabbing https://t.co/fuGkoCb2UB

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

All those women marching did was give me a fat boner

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

I wanna meet this perfect gentleman who doesn't grab a woman by her puss from time to time

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Did my douchey ass really just suggest that America Check out a sex tape https://t.co/0rVTMFlwGe

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Donald Trump said pregnancy is very inconvenient for businesses, like his mother's pregnancy hasn't been inconvenient for the whole world

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

I love Twitter cuz everyone's real af. Instagram is like "look how great my life is" while Twitter is like "I want to die, here's a meme"

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

TRUMP:Mexicans are rapists. Let's use our nukes. Someone shoot Hillary
SUPPORTERS:*roll eyes* can't wait to see how the media spins this one

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

"As president what would be your first executive order?"

TRUMP: I'd re-enact Uptrump

"What's Uptrump?"

TRUMP: nothin much lmao hbu

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Trump: I just ate a homeless woman
Media: U R a monster
Trump: see this is the sort of political correctness that is killing our country

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

I was on quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

@ChazMichaelsBOG daddy

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

Help yourself to the mane and tail but don't even look at the verticolè

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

@LauschJack @LustfulSloth @PrettyPris thank u my brother

[Chazz M M @chazzmichaelM]

Troubled childhood? If you call a 9 year old with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.