Chris Kirk

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@Americanintexas @awfulannouncing I don’t mind it

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@AndyBitterVT Andy, I appreciate you using the correct DEFCON levels. A lot of people want to jump to DEFCON5 which is jumping to nothing to worry about.

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@WifeyAlpha Incredible history. How did it taste?

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@JasonThorne_RPP DC

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@Visionary_SZN When I was at VT I had a friend from high school at UVA. He told me a great line he overheard. “UVA is about CULTURE, Virginia Tech is about agri-CULTURE.”

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@puffusthecat @Super70sSports Oh man! I haven’t thought about these stickers since those Olympics. I LOVED these as a little kid. Probably have them all in a drawer somewhere at my parents house

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@janecoaston Christmas bourbon is a beautiful tradition

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@LiteratiBkstore “Yeah that’s what I was thinking ”. That could work 🤔

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@thekeyplay Buc-ee’s. It’s a crazy Texas gas station chain that has sells everything. https://t.co/c5yVy7ZQNm

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@CBoothStuntman @ComfortablySmug Lol that airport is nuts. What were they thinking?

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@conor64 What camera are you taking these pics with? They are really fantastic.

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@ADavisNix @GeeDee215 I don’t remember the show at all either. Definitely remember the song and the intro and somehow I also had the Helicopter/Airplane toy as a kid

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@iowahawkblog I replied to a tweet from a guy named Bill once and 3 years later Twitter still thinks I’m a Buffalo Bills super fan

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@gunnerbeaz @Kevin_A_Reilly @Super70sSports I developed a foolproof gambling system for this game as an 8 year old

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@jayweingarten Yes

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@bendreyfuss Boarding a plane in the Rome airport is an incredible experience

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Chris Farley was a comedic genius. You probably don’t need me to remind you of that, but let’s enjoy a master of his craft at work. Decaffeinated coffee under false pretenses? I don’t fucking think so.

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@kkbb087 @waltlilly Lol came here to mention this. The whole time I was there it felt like I was on the set of the Grand Budapest Hotel

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@TimClarePoet @pixelatedboat This is a little problematic as many lemons consider ‘muncher’ to be a slur