chelsea hearne

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

if ive ever done a favor for ya, can i cash in? can ya do me a solid & rail this guy? a simple "wrong #", 👌. this? blow up his phone 🔥

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@McKellogs @ProvAtlantic @TheTattooedProf @socdf @thebestsophist @samprendergast_ 13/10 most confusing cat
19billion/10 best host

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@terfle @trouvaille this gives me a bit of nashville pride 💕

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers @McKellogs @NovaStar111 and because she has probs never used that phrase in her ever living life

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers @McKellogs @NovaStar111 mostly bc these are copy/paste beliefs that people already have. throw some glitter, get in there! 🌈

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers @McKellogs @NovaStar111 nah dude, predictable meaning troll better. not against it, just step up your game, tis all

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers @McKellogs @NovaStar111 and predictable. next please ✌️

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers @McKellogs @NovaStar111 also, young, maybe 24?

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers @McKellogs @NovaStar111 nah, def educated, def white & def male. your ultimate troll is someone w nothing to lose, aka Mae

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers @McKellogs @NovaStar111 c'mon, no love for my bible joke? i figured an overeducated white guy would be down for olde english

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers woe is me that another lazy christian doth quote a phrase that, nay, existeth not in the bible, bc nay he has never read it

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@sjalexander @McKellogs @MaeBeavers i would also say the existence of this is only slightly less shitty, so carry on with everything.

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@sjalexander @McKellogs yea i see that now. her actual one is just @maebeavers

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@realMaeBeavers plot twist Mae, im also TN. no dance party, but i do want you to respect & not erase my existence. and uphold a federal law.

[Mae Beavers (but better) @realMaeBeavers]

@chearneypants So-called liberal citizens flood my account w call for "Beaver" gay dance party at my home. Blame yourselves. I'm here for TN

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@McKellogs right? the richest cabinet in all the land doesnt have a smart phone in every pocket to check this out?

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

.@nashvilledems check out @maebeavers ya girl is too petty to respond, so she blocked me because im her constituent too & she hates that 🌈🌈🌈

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

. @MaeBeavers curious: youre supposted to be respresenting your citizens, but you keep blocking & ignoring them 🌈🌈🌈

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@McKellogs omg omg omg

[chelsea hearne @chearneypants]

@McKellogs v important science knows