eel enthusiast 🦐

same jester, new court

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

I have been left destitute after sexting over a telegraph with my long distance chimney sweep boyfriend because I keep asking for consent again whenever he says STOP at the end of a sentence.

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

@BecomingCritter @___frye

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

@almostnora CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

@1thousandfaces_ @batkatebush happy pride month bb

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠☀️❤️‍🔥 @JadeAtrophis]

I wonder how he's doing

[Dorp @d0rpboy]

I got that dog in me, but it's a working dog. Like a border collie. If I go too long without a project I just start eating the couch

[Dorp @d0rpboy]

The CIA has begun to experiment with a new advanced interrogation technique known as the Kroger self-checkout

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

What if we kissed at the baby yoda burger king

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Guy who works at Pets dot com : lots of people are mentioning Pets dot com at the office 📈🔥

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

boss asking for daily check ins, I'm gonna start filling out one of these and putting it in slack

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What is peter teal email??

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There no peptide for disaplin BTW

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

Cute pet names for your partner

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[Fly @flybottlemist]

I'm locked so I can tell folks now I got a mostly full ride to seminary but if you want to donate money for me to buy my books uhhh please do or retweet

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

putting my prized apple pie on this windowsill… here, on the top floor of the world trade center

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Religious leaders told 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[ylareia @Impish_Bunny]

starvation fun fact! i am now covered in fur (much like a little mouse) and also infertile (not like a little mouse)