cheatcoiner.eth

professional roundtripper | ultimate blockchain hunter & degen

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

2025 was a wild year

ATHs, life changing opportunities, and at the same time the biggest liquidations we’ve ever seen. The wipe came at peak euphoria. Right when everyone felt invincible, net worths vanished and a lot of dreams went with them. That’s the part of the cycle no one likes to talk about, but it’s always there

This market gives fast, then takes faster. It doesn’t care about narratives, timelines, or how badly you wanted it to work. If you’re still here, you’re a winner in my book.
And if you manage to stick around through the next few months, when things will probably be slow, boring, and unforgiving, chances are you’ll make it the next cycle

Wishing everyone a strong 2026. Finish this year close to the people you love. Start the next one hungry, focused, and ready.

Don’t quit. Don’t lose the edge. Surround yourself with good people, nothing real gets built alone in this game

Cheers to 2026

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@mert @himgajria That makes your protocol as shitty as the others bro

[Him @himgajria]

You’re telling me that the quantum-proof coin meant to replace Bitcoin was exploited by an LLM? Can’t make this up.

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@nafaydefi Ofc not bro, I’m still in

[フ ォ リ ス @follis_]

My friends: how is the crypto market?

Me:

[Rune @RuneCrypto_]

remember $BONK when $SOL starting running?

airdropped its supply to solana community...

purr-2:native was launched by the Hyperliquid team as the first Spot token, and airdropped 50% of the supply to Hyperliquid points holders + all trading fees on PURR pairs burn purr-2:native (41% of the supply is burnt)

[comet @cometcalls]

You should sell all non-essential assets over the next 3 months

Pawn your watch, sell your Xbox on eBay, list half of your clothes on poshmark. I’m not kidding

Get the biggest stack of cash you can, so you can buy bitcoin:native when the moment is right this year

Sometime between September and November of 2026, something around Bitcoin will break. I don’t know what will be the cause, I just know it will happen

Everyone’s hair will be on fire. CNBC and Wall Street Journal will be calling the “death” of Bitcoin. Your family will call you and ask if you’re ok

That will be the bottom. You’ll know it when you see it

But the only way you’ll be able to take advantage of the opportunity is if you sell everything. Now

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@fire_earn firee

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

Spot and chill

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

This shit is rugging and the $USELESS account already deleted the post

How long until Whale Insider deletes theirs too?

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: Popular Solana memecoin account on X, $USELESS, which previously reached a $420M market cap, posts an image of $HOPPY.

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@youngjazzeth It's happening bro. You can delete the posts now

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@Cbb0fe 9 years in crypto and crying with BTC at 70k. What did you do these 9 years bro?

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@IcedKnife What do you mean bro? we bought at 15k remember?

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

Don’t worry, crypto ain’t dead

The people saying it’s dead are just clueless gamblers who got wiped out lately

The bottom is close

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@frankdegods Yea bro, gold ETFs are safe from quantum…

[Clutch The Bald Eagle @ClutchTheEagle]

This #WorldCupWednesday feels a little different… The #FIFAWORLDCUP is right around the corner ! Check out your local Costco for the newest #ClutchTheEagle merch 👀👀 These things are flying off the shelf! 🇺🇸🦅

[Clutch The Bald Eagle @ClutchTheEagle]

Funny how people fade projects after 2 quiet days…

Meanwhile football media is warming up,
transfers are exploding,
national teams are forming,
and the World Cup machine is slowly starting to roar 🌍⚽

Patience wins championships.
And sometimes… meme coins too 🦅🔥

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@_bolivian Insane

[cheatcoiner.eth @cheatcoiner]

@0xbags Change the snow board for a surf one

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@NFTwap @fibonacki Chad