Andrew McConnell

Ex-pat Australian pilot living in England

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@British_Airways The NHS teams are stuck at work and can't buy toiletries. Can you send them First & Business amenities packs? A piece of paper explaining the missing pack on board would be all that is needed.

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What is best in life?
To crush your garlic, See meat sizzle before you, and to hear the lamentations of the vegans. 📷
- Conan the Barbeque man.
@Schwarzenegger

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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As the flag is lowered to half mast over Windsor Castle an incredible rainbow appears over the castle, for a few minutes and then just like that it was gone….

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@GeorgeRussell63 That's why they parked the car on a cock & balls

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@Schwarzenegger

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#isitok that I told my wife that she could do the kneeling challange because she had a bigger arse than me, and now I have to sleep on the couch?

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@Sherlock_I_Am_ @mikewarburton I never knew he was a girl! That's amazing surgury at that time!

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@stephenfry Stephen Fry. Known throughout the world for his haircut. :D

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@Join_ZOE I lost my sense of smell. This seems a common symptom - why doesn't your ap allow me to add symptoms?

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@TheLastLeg #isitok if airlines like BA send their First & Business toiletries packs to the NHS as staff can't leave to buy them?

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@British_Airways The NHS staff can't leave work to get toiletries. How about sending them the First & Business amenities packs. A paper note on board would explain why they were missing. #covid19UK #NHSstaff

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@Kathbum Surely time to re-tweet that the Big Quiz hair isn't your hair?

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@TheLastLeg #isitok that a banana taped to a wall sold for $120k while people go hungry? #isitok that another artist ate the banana?

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@AntoineRieuneau @airlivenet @easyJet @Ryanair Yep. ATC request in order to have the aircraft display on military controller's station in military area during weather avoidance. 🙂

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@TheLastLeg In a world of acid attacks, #IsItOk for you to be advocating throwing liquids at politicians?

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Australian towns have run out of drinking water. #ilovetapwater

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@cbouzy 0:57 "Hey, Don't touch him! Don't touch him."

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#isitokay that Taika Waititi pocketed a few stink bombs for personal use and the end of the show? :) #watchoutforpranks