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When I grow up, I want to be Beyoncé

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You’re alive, you’re alive in my head

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Flordia is like, fuck it, we drowning..let’s go out with a bang. Science is real

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Beyoncé’s album got me through the first half of last year and the tour will get me through the start of this hellish one too

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@AdamJSalmon Our youngest declared 5 seconds after the ball dropped she is now a vegetarian 🫣

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@DianeSawyer doesn’t get enough shit for putting women and girls through hell in her “interviews” tbh

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 11/17 in Libra: You don’t need a reminder to love. And yet there is something in the sky that reminds you. Everything begins with sweetness. Take that with you finally.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Just gonna leave this here...

[Mario A Maitland @MarioMaitland_3]

Kentucky plays basketball today, and the BBN community is all in for this new era.

Last night, Kentucky alums Anthony Davis & @michaeleaves showed love to Mark Pope and the Wildcats on SportsCenter.

“Pope is hope!” 💙🏀

(Via @SportsCenter )

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@notcapnamerica I don’t think that’s true, as a white woman. Particularly if they have kids, that is a 24/7 job. It’s because they bet wrongly that they will be safe behind the racist bigots.

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@RadziwillLee Sliding Doors!

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Dusting the shelf. One step at a time

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That baby was raised to do this. Lucas should be 14. This is hell.

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@KingsIslandPR Smurfs!

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Went up on the phone font #midlife

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Got my first calendar invite for 2025. Fuck time

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Quick reminder: I am a menace and a cunt. Proceed accordingly.

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About to buy the shit out of #middlekids Merch #waterfrontwednesday

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New hyper fixation.. swim googles y’all.

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Fornite continues to win. Love the Metallica content. Just heard my 12 yo ask his buddy what their favorite Metallica song was and the kid replied, “master of muppets or fuel.” Not so angry w them as a grown folk #Fortnite