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@CoffeyTimeNews Traveler's Insurance doesn't allow them for commercial and is actively denying/ non-renewing for personal.

If a couple big insurers are doing this, the rest are either thinking about it or already setting plans into motion.

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@DCheverere "Day 60: the stupid humans still have no idea I've infiltrated them."

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@notcapnamerica As a straight man, I can tell you most assuredly they are *not*. This sudden wave of hysteria over any tiny misperception they might be gay has hit comedic levels.

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@HerbNinjah @DisrespectedThe Dude, it's Walmart. She's probably a manager.

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@xDaily_Know @drxggybunny No, only because it would never have greenlit in the first place 🤣

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@JoFromPE @theepicmap Beat me to it 🤣

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@sluts_guts

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@RepNancyMace What a cunt.

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@MAGACult2 "See You Next Tuesday" definitely doesn't have the effect in writing as it does out loud.

I'm reading the post thinking, "...what happens on Tuesday??"

It's been a long week.

But yeah, fuck JD Vance and his 500-yard restraining order from IKEA.

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@ShadowofEzra Now, I've never been in the position to have to take a hostage before, but...

I feel like it would be a huge red flag for me attempting to control the situation if some random big ass dude decided to volunteer.

Maybe I'm just paranoid like that.

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@AndrewG1478 @sigsauerinc There's still time to del...

*reads responses and Community Note*

Nah, you're cooked.

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@higherconnecti3 @theliamnissan ...I *really* need to pay more attention to usernames; I thought this was her actual account. All I could think was, "WTF? Did the wizard finally give you a brain?!" 😂

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@kyledhamilton_ In their prime? Abraham Lincoln and its not even close. His wrestling career was legendary. 2nd would be Teddy, and 3rd would go to Gerald Ford.

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@NancyMace South Carolina ranks 43rd in education.

Well that checks TF out.

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@Amouranth I'll bite.

Hi 👋

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@iluminatibot No.

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@GiaMMacool This is a logical fallacy. For this to be true, she'd have to decide what to eat.

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@KillerXKilled

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@McKenziDaniels @westerosies @Variety

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@toplessoncology I'm about to nearly die 4 times in two days from an ear infection, but on the other hand I'll be prescribed hardcore painkillers for it and probably lock down a million dollar malpractice suit.

I'm down.