Jason Milner 💉💉

Try the impossible — it's exquisite with a light vinaigrette. Large North American mammal, in my late-40s & elderly. Married to @jambro. #Natitude #SWDC

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

There comes a time in every man's life when he just has to throw up his hands and admit he has no idea what any of these tweets mean anymore.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@nycsouthpaw This is the one time outside of a sports arena where I would find airhorns acceptable as a method of communication.

"Excuse me, sir."
:AIRHORN:
"You've been served."

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

It goes like this:

1- Win the House (and Senate)
2- Install Trump as Speaker
3- Impeach Biden
4- Convict Biden
5- Impeach Harris
6- Convict Harris; Trump becomes President

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

They’ve floated this a bunch and it’s usually taken as a troll but it will be absolutely become a very real thing, I think.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

I'm pretty sure Cris Collinsworth has been getting Al Michaels high all night.

[VoteVets @votevets]

Bob Dole, 7/22/1923-12/5/2021
Purple Heart recipient, WWII

Rest in Peace.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

You know what's weird? That Passer Rating star in the NFL. Its upper boundary is a puzzling 158.3. That's even more nonsensical than 212°F.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

All these pro-Bonds/A-Rod/Schilling for the HOF tweets are just gross. It's like the authors don't recall the late 90s and early aughts never happened.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

Weird thing of the day: got a call from Cuba. The country. Didn't answer it. They left a voice mail. It was one of those prerecorded Chinese spam calls. From Cuba.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

Brace yourselves, folks. It's already here, too.

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Boris Johnson outlines new restrictions after Omicron variant detected in UK – video https://t.co/1YQk2pBrgu

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@Peaugh Just saw this pop up. Instant collection! https://t.co/lreGIwHfSE

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@BCDreyer Xi

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

I'm so fucking exhausted of these three things, which ifbthey don't stop soon, I'm gonna start throwing shoes:

1: Mindless sycophantic coverage on MSNBC;
2: Our Congressional leaders having an average age just a shade under that of the Republic;
3: STOP CALLING IT BIFF. Morons.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@EndlessJeopardy Who is Cleopatr-YEAH!!

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@EricCanete @collecticon Wow. Love seeing a true sociopath Megatron.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

I've been watching election shit all night because I wanted nothing to do with this World Series. Just saw the Braves won. Does three consecutive wins by the NL mean that AL overall dominance is over?

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@HeatherZiMS Congrats to all of you. Lovely people creatin more lovely people cannot be a bad thing.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Tyvek wrap?

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

They aren't even pro-their own lives

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

This means you were seen and loved everywhere, including places like Liberal, Kansas and Normal, Illinois. @natscaptobvious

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

.@NatsCaptObvious sighting nationwide!

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

@gumisnotfood I checked my old Brittanica.

[Jason Milner 💉💉 @checkypantz]

All we need tonight is Arlen Specter voting "Present".