Sen. Cheddar Harper

I am the ginger tabby cat of the most powerful man in Canada.

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

I thought everyone knew that Baird is leaving so he can go fight ISIL. #ByeByeBairdy #crystalmeth

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@pmoharper Yes and I would like to report my findings. Which closet are you hiding in today? I'll come see you.

[Not Steve Harper @pmoharper]

@cheddar_harper prepare to fire your litter box at the Kremlin. Followed by the Chinchilla.

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

Woke up this morning to find map of Russia in cat bed. You win, @pmoharper. I'll come out of retirement to help plan your war. #GeneralChedz

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

Hoping @politico will publish the piece I'm writing called "How I Gave Up On False Dichotomies"

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

“@LauraCEStewart: @cheddar_harper Cheddy!!! You're back! I've missed you. *hugs*” I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH xo

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@ElementsOfJazz Thanks! Back at ya. (Belated, sorry!)

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

I AM THE EYE OF THE POLAR VORTEX

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@Toronto_PR_Guy Well I was briefly, but I came back to life. I've only got a couple left now! 🙀🙀

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@HeatherGoesWest Velvet, lace, rayon, sisal…you name it, I've shredded it.

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

Like, literally the expenses would mostly be for curtains I have shredded at 24 Sussex and my other residence.

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

Sorry. I've been keeping a low profile with the you-know-what scandal going on. If anyone looked at my expenses it would be CURTAINZ for me!

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@Toronto_PR_Guy Well, that all happened too. #Vegas

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@Toronto_PR_Guy I was on vaCATion! Xoxo

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

“Make me leader!” –@justintrudeau #lpcldr #Ghoulies

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

I fixed the photo you include in letters back to kids who write you about the 24 Sussex Cats, @pmoharper:

[Giulia Forsythe @giuliaforsythe]

Looks a bit like @cheddar_harper RT @Number10cat: If politicians were cats:

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@CdnPolitico He never mentions “our sarcastic ghost-cat, Cheddar” in those letters. It’s almost like he’s embarrassed about me!

[Not Steve Harper @pmoharper]

Giving money away today and not taking any questions. Also, maybe posting some pictures of cats later. #cdnpoli

[Sen. Cheddar Harper @cheddar_harper]

@TonyclementCPC I made you some pretend chocolate for your pretend birthday! 💩😽